Friday, May 13, 2011

Life at the Shallow End of the Gene Pool

by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

Those crazy kids from Alaska have been out posing again and their new glamor shots are all over the internet.  Levi Johnston and his former squeeze Bristol Palin (this generation's Vinny Barbarino and Arnold Horshack) may not be any brighter than Bristol's mother, but by God they're nice looking - and in America that's what really matters.

Levi's new book cover is out, and the picture of him on the jacket is priceless.  The book is titled:  Deer in the Headlights:  My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs, and the cover art has him in his hunting camo's peering out of the bushes with eyes as wide as the tops on Trigg's and Tripp's sippy cups. It's a funny, funny, photo!

Meanwhile, Bristol is smiling at her own photographer as she flaunts her new hair color and chin.  Yup, Baby Mana got a new chin through plastic surgery for what she describes as "medical reasons."

Handsome, pretty, and famous - with money in the bank.  Can there be more to life than that?

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