Monday, October 14, 2019

Monday's Poetry: "The Secret of the Machines"

by Pa Rock
Poetry Appreciator

My father was a small town merchant who made a decent living selling home appliances.  That was, of course, in the days before Walmart and the big box stores that drove America's Main Street merchants out of business.  In order to sell appliances my Dad had to be able to deliver and install them, and to make repairs himself.  Over the years that he was in business he earned the equivalent of a good college education by attending many factory-training workshops provided by the companies that made the appliances he sold.

Dad always thought that I should learn how to repair things, too, but I resisted.

Today I am home patiently waiting for a repairman to arrive and work on the refrigerator which I bought new last spring - when another repairman wasted so much time in misdiagnosing my old refrigerator that I was forced to buy a new one to keep a bunch of food from going bad.  Today I am not under the same pressure because I had the old one fixed and placed in the garage where it chugs along contentedly as my back-up icebox.

So eventually a repairman will show, on his own sweet time, and the worst that should happen to me is that I will spend an hour or so transferring food to the garage.   The new box is running, but it is making a rattle that can be heard all over the house.

As soon as that repairman leaves, I will attempt to find one to work on my washing machine which has suddenly begun leaking cold water into the tub even when the machine is off.  It is usable, but I have to remember to shut the cold water off when I finish a load.

And earlier this week I had the car and truck serviced - and now the truck has a tire going flat.

God, but I do love machines!

Today's poem is "The Secret of the Machines" by British journalist, author, and poet Rudyard Kipling.  It is an anachronistic piece that glorifies machines in an age gone by.  The poet seems to regard machines as our friends, a view that I would have trouble defending, and he also seems to think that machines operate at the pleasure of people and can always be unplugged or shut off.  Kipling wrote during the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries.  Now, in the early days of the twenty-first century, we are rapidly approaching the time (most say just over twenty years from now) when computers will have the ability to program and operate themselves.  At that point they may rapidly develop the ability to unplug or turn people off!

I will be operating out of some other reality by then, but those of you left behind will have my sincere good wishes!


The Secret of the Machines
by Rudyard Kipling


We were taken from the ore-bed and the mine,   
   We were melted in the furnace and the pit—   
We were cast and wrought and hammered to design,   
   We were cut and filed and tooled and gauged to fit.   
Some water, coal, and oil is all we ask,
   And a thousandth of an inch to give us play:   
And now, if you will set us to our task,
   We will serve you four and twenty hours a day!

      We can pull and haul and push and lift and drive,   
      We can print and plough and weave and heat and light,
      We can run and race and swim and fly and dive,   
      We can see and hear and count and read and write!

Would you call a friend from half across the world?
   If you’ll let us have his name and town and state,
You shall see and hear your crackling question hurled
   Across the arch of heaven while you wait.   
Has he answered? Does he need you at his side?
   You can start this very evening if you choose,   
And take the Western Ocean in the stride
   Of seventy thousand horses and some screws!

      The boat-express is waiting your command!   
      You will find the Mauretania at the quay,
      Till her captain turns the lever ’neath his hand,   
      And the monstrous nine-decked city goes to sea.

Do you wish to make the mountains bare their head   
   And lay their new-cut forests at your feet?   
Do you want to turn a river in its bed,
   Or plant a barren wilderness with wheat?
Shall we pipe aloft and bring you water down
   From the never-failing cisterns of the snows,   
To work the mills and tramways in your town,
   And irrigate your orchards as it flows?

      It is easy! Give us dynamite and drills!
      Watch the iron-shouldered rocks lie down and quake   
      As the thirsty desert-level floods and fills,
      And the valley we have dammed becomes a lake.

But remember, please, the Law by which we live,   
   We are not built to comprehend a lie,
We can neither love nor pity nor forgive.
   If you make a slip in handling us you die!   
We are greater than the Peoples or the Kings—
   Be humble, as you crawl beneath our rods!-
Our touch can alter all created things,
   We are everything on earth—except The Gods!

      Though our smoke may hide the Heavens from your eyes,
      It will vanish and the stars will shine again,
      Because, for all our power and weight and size,   
      We are nothing more than children of your brain!

1 comment:

Xobekim said...

Had you learned to fix the appliances from Macy's in Noel, Mo. you'd have a good idea of how things were supposed to be. To be effective at repair you'd need more continuing education, likely a diagnostic computer or two, and parts no doubt on back order from China because some dipwad had imposed a set of tariffs on them. It is a racket. The appliance from that friendly store in a town by the Elk River were made to last. Today's versions have replaced steel with plastic designed to fail; just after the expiration of the warranty no less. America feels your pain.

Perhaps the only gain has been in television sets. They are now tubeless and have put a legion of T.V. Repairmen out to pasture. There are no tubes to blow. Even the antennas are only good for local reception. Gone are the DX or long distance receptions of yesteryear. Analog transmission has gone the way of the Dodo Bird and digital is now all the rage; either there is a signal or there is not. line of sight with limited power makes you turn to a satellite dish if you are in the country. You may get to make trips to the cable company periodically to replace the "box" which fails all too often.

Of modern dishwashers I can opine. We have one. It sets next to the new refrigerator/freezer with the ice maker. When the puddle presented itself it came with a puzzle as to which appliance was defective. That first time it was a valve, a plastic valve, that failed. Aha! The whole house warranty policy had it covered since the gizmo failed just after the factory warranty expired. So the song and dance began. Call the warranty company, tell them the make and model of the appliances and wait. Finally the repairperson arrives. It is quickly determined the dish washer is the culprit; the icemaker is absolved of all wrong doing. The problem is a rather run of the mill failure and will be easy to fix once the part arrives. But couldn't the part be found in a large city like Kansas City? Of course, but the warranty company owns a parts distribution facility in some faraway place. The part must be sent from there. Then a few weeks later the part arrives and is quickly installed. A few months later the puddles appear again. Call, wait, repairperson arrives, part is ordered, wait, and finally the day appears when the machine works properly again - for eleven days. Oh wait! The warranty company won't pay anymore on the bill? They make repairman return and quickly. Amazing a tube is kinked. A repair is effected immediately. Is it a miracle? No it is a racket!

I can tell you tales of air conditioning units, name brand washing machines and their cohorts the dryers as well. The best advise I have to offer is if possible look for the weakest and most used plastic part you can find once your new appliance has arrived. Then order several replacements for them. The lint filter on the dryer is a good example. It is plastic and must be opened and closed repeatedly. This wears the plastic out and the filter breaks. If you wait too long to order the filter it will suddenly be out of production, thus terminating the utility of your dryer.

Of course it all comes back to Act-V, Scene-IV of William Shakespeare’s play, Richard III. “A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!” Whether the battle is dirty clothes or dirty dishes the smallest defect can ruin plans for victory.

Oh yes, newer refrigerators fail if kept in garages! Read your warranty's fine print carefully.