Monday, September 20, 2010

Dabble, Dabble, Toil and Trabble!

by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

Delaware teabagger and Republican U.S. Senate nominee Christine O'Donnell had to cancel two appearances on the Sunday morning news shows yesterday because Bill Maher released an old clip from his Politically Incorrect show where the candidate admitted that she has a history of  dabbling in witchcraft while she was in high school.


No, she never joined a coven or got her own broom, but she dabbled.  She also told Mahr that after going to a movie with some young man, they had a midnight picnic on a bloody satanic altar.

Sweet.  A bloody satanic altar!

So Christine had to cancel on the Sunday news shows because she did not want to rehash her extra-curricular high school activities.  That's a pity, because so far the witchcraft connection is the most interesting thing that has surfaced about her.  True, she opposes masturbation, but the old girl loosens up a bit when it comes to the notion of picnicking (at midnight) on a bloody satanic altar!

Apparently, according to some her ex-aides, Christine got interested in politics in order to get her own television show.  She loves the cameras, and was eager to be a regular guest on Politically Incorrect, logging nineteen appearances on the program.  And to keep interest in her at a fever pitch, she said many outrageous things over the course of those nineteen weeks.  Maher has all of the tapes and plans to lampoon the candidate with her own words every week until she agrees to come on his current show - which any sane candidate would avoid like the plague.

But Christine O'Donnell, who believes unequivocally that morality can be legislated - and who literally lives off of campaign donations (she has no job or other source of income), may just rise to the occasion and visit Real Time with Bill Mahr.   She will play the fool whether she does or not.

Crank up the popcorn popper...this election is going to be a helluva lot of fun!

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