by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist
Donald John Trump and his entourage of relatives, lobbyists, Fox News hosts, cronies, crooks, and general purpose enablers are now floating the idea of giving lie detector tests to the alligators who work closest to Trump in order to ferret out the gator who wrote last week's anonymous editorial for the New York Times. Never mind that the country is. going to hell while Trump golfs, and that dozens of issues need the urgent attention of a tuned-in leader - Trump, when he isn't on the golf course, is hellbent on finding out who dared to call his incompetent administration "chaotic" and "amoral."
The fat blowhard is roaring that calling him names amounts to treason.
By calling the editorial and its writer treasonous, Donald John apparently believes that anyone who shares something about the workings of the government is revealing secrets that would be harmful to the nation if they were to become known to our adversaries. Well, most of the literate world already knows that Trump is a tempestuous and incompetent boob - so it's hard to fathom what could possibly be "treasonous" in that rather tame editorial. The writer seems to have withheld his or her name because he or she wants to maintain their position in the White House to help keep the crazy in check.
That doesn't sound like treason to me. It sounds like patriotism!
But bring out the lie detectors and let's identify the patriot once and for all. Since Trump has no faith in the Justice Department or the FBI, how about getting an independent party to ask the questions? Robert Mueller is extremely busy right now, but he would probably work it into his schedule. But regardless of who asks the questions, since America is funding the interrogation, all of the results should be made public. Strap every single White House bigwig to a lie detector and let the citizens of the United States see the outcomes. I'm betting the extravaganza of political double-speak and malarkey would wear out multiple lie detectors.
One caution: Lie detectors are very sensitive machines - and if Trump were to wander too close to an active one, it might explode! Do the interrogations on a weekend when Donald John is certain to be playing golf. Any Saturday or Sunday ought to be safe!
Sure the editorial writer, once identified, will be fired - immediately - and accused of all types of heinous crimes by intellectual giants like Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin, and Donald Trump - but, in the end he or she will certainly have the last laugh as Robert Mueller, playing a flute, leads the real treasonous vermin from the White House, in shackles and chains.
It is then that Trump will see what a truly enormous crowd looks like!
Citizen Journalist
Donald John Trump and his entourage of relatives, lobbyists, Fox News hosts, cronies, crooks, and general purpose enablers are now floating the idea of giving lie detector tests to the alligators who work closest to Trump in order to ferret out the gator who wrote last week's anonymous editorial for the New York Times. Never mind that the country is. going to hell while Trump golfs, and that dozens of issues need the urgent attention of a tuned-in leader - Trump, when he isn't on the golf course, is hellbent on finding out who dared to call his incompetent administration "chaotic" and "amoral."
The fat blowhard is roaring that calling him names amounts to treason.
By calling the editorial and its writer treasonous, Donald John apparently believes that anyone who shares something about the workings of the government is revealing secrets that would be harmful to the nation if they were to become known to our adversaries. Well, most of the literate world already knows that Trump is a tempestuous and incompetent boob - so it's hard to fathom what could possibly be "treasonous" in that rather tame editorial. The writer seems to have withheld his or her name because he or she wants to maintain their position in the White House to help keep the crazy in check.
That doesn't sound like treason to me. It sounds like patriotism!
But bring out the lie detectors and let's identify the patriot once and for all. Since Trump has no faith in the Justice Department or the FBI, how about getting an independent party to ask the questions? Robert Mueller is extremely busy right now, but he would probably work it into his schedule. But regardless of who asks the questions, since America is funding the interrogation, all of the results should be made public. Strap every single White House bigwig to a lie detector and let the citizens of the United States see the outcomes. I'm betting the extravaganza of political double-speak and malarkey would wear out multiple lie detectors.
One caution: Lie detectors are very sensitive machines - and if Trump were to wander too close to an active one, it might explode! Do the interrogations on a weekend when Donald John is certain to be playing golf. Any Saturday or Sunday ought to be safe!
Sure the editorial writer, once identified, will be fired - immediately - and accused of all types of heinous crimes by intellectual giants like Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin, and Donald Trump - but, in the end he or she will certainly have the last laugh as Robert Mueller, playing a flute, leads the real treasonous vermin from the White House, in shackles and chains.
It is then that Trump will see what a truly enormous crowd looks like!
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