by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist
Pentagon Pete Hegseth, God's personal choice to take charge of the United States military and rid it of "wokeness" (also known as "humanity"), announced this week that when the Army executes former Major Nidal Hasan at Ft. Hood, Texas, on December 3rd, the event will be live-streamed to drooling hordes of justice-seekers - a public execution. Hasan, a psychiatrist who murdered thirteen people in cold blood while he was serving at Ft. Hood, was himself wounded in the shooting and is paralyzed from the waist down and dependent on a wheelchair for mobility.
The last legally sanctioned public execution in the US took place in Owensboro, Kentucky, in August of 1936 (90 years ago) when a young black man was hung for murdering and raping an elderly black woman. An estimated 20,000 spectators gathered for that event, and many remained after the hanging to enjoy the food and drinks provided by local vendors.
The last execution carried out by the US Military was a hanging of a young black soldier convicted of the rape and attempted murder of an 11-year-old girl while serving overseas. Private John Arthur Bennett was hanged on April 13, 1961, three days after his 25th birthday. His execution was not a public spectacle. Private Bennett was the son of sharecroppers and an epileptic who had only completed fourth grade. He had an IQ of 67.
(Today it is rumored that some people who harm children face no consequences whatsoever.)
The last time the US military used a firing squad as it imposed a death sentence was on Private Eddie Slovik, a soldier who was convicted of desertion during World War II and executed by firing squad in France on January 31, 1945.
US military executions are traditionally carried out behind closed doors within military facilities, rather than as public spectacles. Civilian executions in the United States are carried out in death chambers at prisons rather than in town squares or at community carnivals. Public executions are generally the stuff of two-bit dictators in authoritarian countries, people who feel a constant need to demonstrate their power over others.
On Thursday, December 3, 2026, at 1:00 p.m. (CST) former Army major Nidal Hasan will be wheeled into a public setting where the cameras will be rolling as he and his wheelchair are turned to face the firing squad, and his life is brought to an end in a burst of gunfire and spray of blood.
Ratings should be off the charts!
And after the villain has been killed, and our blood lust sated, Americans can go back to the serious business of trying to survive in a failing economy, and Pious Pete can resume his holy quest to scour the military of immorality. Surely he will be able to find a drag show somewhere to crusade against!
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