Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Talarico Markets "Talafreako"


by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist 

When scandal-plagued Texas attorney general Ken Paxton won the GOP nomination to run for the US Senate last week, both he and the propaganda wing of the Republican Party, Fox News, hit the ground running with personal attacks on the Democratic nominee for that Senate seat, State Representative James Talarico, of San Antonio.  Talarico, who is just thirty-seven-years-old, is clean cut, soft spoken, highly intelligent, and an 8th generation Texan who is also enrolled in a Presbyterian seminary and has no trouble weaving a positive strain of Christianity into his thoughts and remarks on the futures of Texas and the Untied States.

Paxton, who defeated four-term Republican Senator John Cornyn in last week's primary election runoff with the help of a last minute endorsement from Donald Trump,  has been plagued with personal scandal, accused of impropriety in his state job, impeached, and embroiled in a nasty divorce within the past couple of years.  Talarico, on the other hand, comes across as squeaky clean.  The choice between Paxton and Talarico is stark, night and day, and many Republicans feel that Talarico could conceivably beat Paxton in November's general election.

Paxton seems to think so, too.  

Before the ink was dry on his election cerificate, Ken Paxton and the Republicans were coming at Talarico with all their political guns blazing, but unlike Paxton, Talarico seems to have led an exemplary life and does not have a closet packed with skeletons to deal with.   So, sleazeball Republicans being sleazeball Republicans, cut straight to the chase and began lobbing personal attacks.  Fox News spent the better part of a day implying that the single Talarico might have some gender identity issues or even possibly be gay, and one commentator seemed concerned with what she perceived to be Talarico's "soft skin."

Paxton also formed a line of attack trying to link Talarico to trans individuals, and finally got down to bare-knuckle name-calling by referring to his opponent as "Talafreako."  Good one, Ken!  (Not!). At another point the Paxton campaign painted Talarico as not being a real Texan because he didn't eat barbecue - to which the young Texas lawmaker replied that he had been eating barbecue "since before Ken Paxton's first indictment."

Everything's nastier in Texas!

This week, in response to the homophobic attacks, Talarico introduced his girlfriend of the past several years to the press, a very beautiful lobbyist for the Texas Medical Association named Brianna Menard.  At one time, before they were dating, she was the chief of staff in Talarico's office.  Then the young politician also displayed some new merchandise in his campaign store - tee shirts with logos saying "I'm a Talafreako," and "Texas Is Talafreako Country!"

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade - and whn life gives you catchy slogans, you make teee shirts!

Well played, Jimmy!

Monday, June 1, 2026

Marilyn Monroe at 100

  
by Pa Rock
Fanboy

Perhaps the most iconic rendition of the musical standard "Happy. Birthday" ever recorded was the one Hollywood sex bomb Marilyn Monroe sang to President Kennedy at his 45th on birthday celebration at Madison Square Garden in New York City on May 19, 1962, a Saturday night.  The blonde actress's breathy and voluptuous rendering of the classic is one for the ages, sounding more like something that should have been sung privately, maybe between satin sheets, rather than in a public venue with more that 15,000 people sharing the intimacy.

Certainly no one could have guessed that the singer, who was 35-years-old and that time, and the 45-year-old President would each live to celebrate only one more birthday.  Marilyn turned 36 on this date (June 1st) in 1962 and died of a barbiturate overdose in Hollywood just over two months after her birthday on August 4th, 1962.  Kennedy, who turned 46 on May 19, 1963, died from an assassin's bullet in Dallas, Texas, just over six months after his birthday.

During her very short lifetime, Marilyn Monroe starred in some of the most memorable movies of the 1950's, and early 1960's.  Some of my favorites of hers include:   Niagara (1953), Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953), River of No Return (1954), Bus Stop (1956 - my second favorite), Some Like It Hot (1959 - my all-time favorite), and The Misfits (1962 - the last feature-length film of both Marilyn Monroe and Clark Gable).

In 2007 a friend and I stayed at the historic Del Coronado Hotel in San Diego where Some Like It Hot was filmed, and a couple of years later my daughter, Molly, and her husband, Scott, were married on the beach behind the Del Coronado.  My other brush with the ghost of Marilyn came on a weekend in August 1n 2012 when (for the only time in my life), I happened to spend a weekend in August visiting my son, Tim, and his family in West Hollywood and Los Angeles.  That was also the weekend that encompassed the 50th anniversary of Marilyn's passing, so I made a point of thinking of her while I was in town.

Marilyn Monroe's flame burned brightly and too quickly, but during her brief time with us she managed to leave an indelible mark on American culture.  Happy birthday Lorelei, and Cherie, and Sugar Kane,  and Marilyn.    I hope someone special is singing to you today, maybe Joltin' Joe Dimaggio!