by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist
Today I could write about how I wasted an entire afternoon yesterday on the phone with two insurance companies and made two trips to a local pharmacy in an hours'-long effort that netted me a savings of just over four dollars - but I won't write about that because I am tired of listening to myself bitch, and other people have plenty to be pissed off about in their own lives without wallowing in my misfortunes.
So I am going another direction, with a focus on internet humor. I came across three "memes"yesterday on Blue Sky. which I thought were hilarious. None are my personal intellectual property, and I honestly do not know who the original creators were.
The first internet funny involves the Federation Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) which is sometimes referred to as the World Cup Soccer Association. The good folks at FIFA, as you no doubt recall, made news for sucking up to Nobel Peace Prize loser Donald Trump by giving him their new FIFA Peace Prize Award. Such an honor!
Yesterday someone posted a Blue Sky meme which claimed FIFA has given an award for the best documentary film of 2025 to . . . . . "Melania!" And while the award is almost certainly fictitious, if it were offered, Melania, a Trump by marriage, would no doubt rush down the red carpet to accept it, especially if it came with a cash component.
The other two memes that caught my attention dealt with Trump and Netanyahu's war on Iran. Trump rushed us into war apparently feeling that he was some sort of Generalissimo Grande after the quick military intervention into Venezuela. He dragged us into Iran without consulting any of our allies, except Israel, the country that engineered the maneuver, along with hawkish exuberance from US Senator Lindsey Graham. Neither Trump nor Graham have family members who will be called up to serve in the war that the two old men engineered along with fellow septuagenarian Bibi Netanyahu in Israel.
Trump never told America why we were going to war with Iran, at least not in a clear and coherent manner, and he never told us what our goals in the war were and how we would know when and if we had won. In fact, he said our victory would be very decisive and that it would end quickly. That was more than three weeks ago. I thought the following meme summed up Trump's take on the war extremely well:
Week 1: We won!Week 2: We're winning!Week 3: Send help!
Donald Trump prosecuted a war without consulting our allies, seemingly based primarily on his "instincts." Before it started he also expended countless amounts of energy criticizing and ridiculing countries that had been our strongest allies since the years preceding World War II, with tariffs, threats of tariffs, and threats to seize territory such as his noise about trying to take Greenland from our NATO ally Denmark. Trump's closeness with Russian dictator Putin was, in fact, seen as a threat to the sovereignty of Ukraine and to the very existence of NATO itself. Today Russia is aiding Iran in the new war, and Trump is still carrying water for Putin by lifting oil sanctions that had been in place against Russia.
When Trump committed American blood and treasure to aid Israel in a preemptive strike against Iran, he seemed to think it would be an easy in-and-out process like Venezuela had been, but Iran is not Venezuela. One of Iran's first acts of retaliaton was to strike the many US targets and forces scattered throughout the Middle East, thus involving several more countries in the conflict, and now Iran is blocking the Strait of Hormuz which controls a good portion (20%) of the world's oil traffic. The whole world knew those two things would happen. Everyone knew except Trump, and neither Netanyahu nor Lindsey Graham bothered to tell him.
Now Trump is in a snit because he has invited other nations to come an help escort oil tankers through the Strain of Hormuz, something our own country has yet to do, and no other countries have accepted his invitation to get involved. Trump is whining about our NATO partners and again making noises about withdrawing the United States from that important alliance, something that would make Putin and Russia very happy, BUT NATO is a defensive alliance which is supposed to spring into action when a member nation is threatened or attacked. Its purpose is not to help member nations prosecute wars that they started.
So Trump still says we are winning the war in Iran, but his schedule for getting out seems to be slipping badly. Iran was not supposed to be fighting back - didn't they know that?
Here is the third humorous meme from Blue Sky which sums up Trump's predicament of being stuck in his own war rather well:
"When you kick a hornet's nest, it's the hornets who decide when it's over."
Successfully conducting a war takes intelligence and cunning and a willingness to stay the course and fight it out. Donald Trump has none of those qualities.
Being an obnoxious blowhard doesn't strengthen alliances, and it doesn't win wars.

