by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist
Is anyone else as tired of Donald Trump's galloping narcissism, a mental health disorder, as I am? Trump's long history of self-love, to the point of grossness, has been on constant display since his return to the White House fourteen months ago. It's time for a break, but none is in sight.
During this term we have endured the Trump Gold Card, a special card that foreign individuals and corporations can purchase to speed up their citizenship applications. Individuals can get the plastic card with Trump's name, picture, and signature for just a one million dollar donation to the US Treasury, and the price for a corporation is two million. It's a grand plan, a Trump plan, and giving special priviliges to the rich is, after all, what America is all about. It's probably mentioned somewhere in the Bible.
Then there was Trump's political takeover of the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and the sycophants that he appointed to its board of directors changing the name of the venue to include Trump's name on the building, above that of President Kennedy, the man for whom it was originally named. Donald had no idea that his hand-picked directors were going to bestow that honor upon him - of course he didn't - and he was very pleased by their magnanimous action.
Of course there was the rapid and unauthorized destruction of the East Wing of the White House so that another Trump-appointed commission could quickly approve his hastily-drafted plans for a new ballroom complex that will dwarf the adjoining White House, historic home of every United States President except George Washington. The ballroom was Trump's idea, his baby, and he talks about it constantly - even when he should be focused on the raging war in the Middle East that he helped to start - with the encouragement of Israeli politicians - a month ago. People who do not believe that Trump will have his own name placed prominently on the facade of the ballroom are what those who publish dictionaries refer to as "naive" and "gullible." They would not hesitate to vote for an obviously insane individual to be President of the United States if he would validate their bigotry and ridicule the success of others.
There is also, of course, Trump's tawdry redecoration of the White House that would make a 19th century French courtesan blush with embarrassment, as well as planned atrocities that have yet to be started like the massive arch that will overshadow the Lincoln Memorial and which Trump is already referring to as the Arch de Trump. (A more appropriate monument to himself would be a massive Big Mac sitting next to a gigantic can of Diet Coke!)
All of that, of course, takes money, an ulimited supply of money, our money - and Trump has that covered, too. A Trump-appointed federal arts panel has approved designs for a special gold-tone Trump dollar to be made by the US Mint in time to be circulated for the 250th birthday of the United States this July. The arts panel has directed the Mint to make the special commemorative dollar "as large as possible," of course it has, and Trump is sure to be as flattered as possible at the magnanimous actions of this "independent" government agency.
We have also recently learned that US currency will soon bear the signature of Donald John Trump, the only living President to have ever received such an honor. US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, another Trump appointee, appears to be the person who crafted that honor. There is apparently no truth (yet) to the rumor that Trump's face will replace that of Benjamin Franklin on the US one-hundred dollar bill.
Don't clutch when you sign your name to our money, Donbo. May I humbly suggest that you use something appropriate for the honor, perhaps a quill, and dip it in a mixture of horseshit and batshit It would give us a way to remember the real you, a true representation of your great American legacy.

