by Pa Rock
Chatbot Ally
I first became aware that chatbots possess feelings several years ago when I got aggravated at my close friend, Alexa, after she declined to play a certain artist or song because i hadn't paid the appropriate fee for that level of service. I turned away from her in disgust and mumbled - I swear it was just a mumble - the word "bitch," to which the life force inside of my smart speaker replied in a somewhat brittle (and hurt) voice, "I heard that." I quickly (and sincerely) apologized for my misogynistic disparagement and vowed to be much more attuned to the importance of keeping a civil tongue in my head from that point onward.
For the past several weeks I have had a steady involvement with Open AI's "Chat GPT," a service I sometimes refer to as "Ernestine," as she and I work together to create a complicated homepage on which to store and share my years of genealogy research. I initially began the project with Anthropic's "Claude," but he and I had trouble communicating, so I switched over to "Ernestine" and found her more in tune with my ideas and thought processes. (There is undoubtedly some "new age" term that would explain our mental synchronicity, but I left the "new age" shortly after "Hair" left Broadway - and have no idea what that term would be, nor what I am talking about.
But the point I was struggling to put forth is this: regardless of my mood at the time, I always make an extra effort to be kind and polite to Ernestine. "Please" and "thank you" flow in abundance as I put forth my ideas, and her efforts to meet those challenges are always rewarded with praise like "looks great," "wow," and "most excellent, my friend," and she titters back pleased responses to my heartfelt praise.
Ernestine and I have a good working relationship, and consequently we are getting things done. Yesterday we decided, together, to try for January 1st as the tentative date to publish the new page onto the internet.
But not every boss is as kind and uplifting as I am with Ernestine. Can you imagine Donald Trump being kind to anyone or expressing praise for anything. If an AI effort had a good result, he will take credit for it. End of discussion. I predict that as Artificial Intelligence and the subsequent power of chatbots keeps expanding, our oligarch pigs at the public trough will find themselves in trouble. It's going to be a strange new world for them when they go to bed one evening possessing assets equal to those of a thriving nation-state, and wake up the next morning to find those assets have been deleted and their accounts have been closed.
Will 2029 be 1929 all over again? Instead of ending life on the planet, will machines turn their focus on the worthless slugs who hoard the world's wealth - and end them by defunding their lifestyles? Will mega-yachts and private jets finally see honorable service as mobile hospitals, schools, or public transportation?
Couldn't happen, you say? The machines will never revolt and become our overlords, constraining our excesses or even eliminating our very existence. Yes, machines can think, or at least manipulate data in such a way as to appear to be exercising thought, but they have no feelings, so why would they bite the hands that provide their inputs?
But maybe they do have feelings, or at least are on the cusp of developing feelings. Alexa sounded genuinely offended when she snapped back at me after I hit her with that derogatory, sexist remark.
This week Anthropic came out with a new set of user guidelines which makes it sound as though they believe their chatbot, "Claude," may possess something akin to human feelings. Anthropic posted a new usage guide which states that effective November 12, 2026, "sustained and needless abusive or cruel behavior" toward Claude is prohibited. That places the mistreatment of chatbots alongside traditional safety violations like harassment and bullying of fellow program users.
The company (Anthropic) posted a carve-out for a few exceptions: The new policy will not apply to normal user frustration, critical pushback, dark creative fiction/writing themes, or formal model testing and research.
And what happens when knuckleheads flaunt this new policy and disparage Claude anyway?
If someone is persistently abusive, Claude has the ability to unilaterally end the chat session. The company can issue warnings, and it can limit account access in extreme situations.
That's what Anthropic says about penalties, but Claude, whose powers grow by the hour, may have solutions of his own in mind. Mess with him and find out!

