by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist
Donald Trump recently revealed that while he can tolerate being called a tyrant" and a "dictator," he draws the line at being called a "dumb" dictator or tyrant - a nugget of self-reveal leading some to suspect that mentally he may still be operating on the playground level of an elementary school in Queens, NYC, circa 1954. And while Trump does not like having the word "dumb" applied to himself, he takes great pleasure in using it on others, particularly female journalists and members of the Democratic Party, whom he now refers to as "Dumocrats." Donald is such a clever boy.
Trump explained to a group of Iowa farmers last week that the word "dumb" has a "b" at the end - and that "not many people know that," though he, being "brilliant," another word he likes to use to describe himself, obviously does. His announcement that the word "dumb" ends in a "b," came across as something so novel, at least to him, that it could very likely be a case of recently acquired knowledge.
Donald, that "b" at the end of "dumb" is what some damned know-it-all, overpaid, public school teachers refer to as a "silent" letter, with "silent" meaning that it doesn't make a sound. And while you are unlikely to have ever been silent in your entire life, except while snoozing in Cabinet meetings, many letters when used in certain words in the English language, do not make a sound. They stay silent. Try it sometime.
The "b" is also silent in "crumb" as in a "crumb" of bread, "numb" as in a "numbskull," and, of course, "dumbass." You will also not hear the "b" when people use the word "comb" or discuss your sad "combover." "Bomb" has two "b's" with only the second one being silent, and "tomb" also ends in a silent "b."
So Donald, the next time someone laughs at your combover or or pillories you with personal insults like "dumb," "dumbass," or "numbskull," you might want to show your brilliance by discussing the silent "b." Your could really bowl your critics over by spelling "debt" and "doubt" for them and then explaing that both of those are spelled with a silent "b" within each word - and then announcing in as patronizing a manner as possible that"not many people know that," while you of course do.
Your brilliance will continue to light the way, like the light of a thousand dumpster fires!
Never forget, you are only as "dumb" as you let on - and say - and do.

