by Pa Rock
American Taxpayer
The United States of America cannot afford to help people meet the cost of childcare so both parents can go to work at minimum wage jobs, and sometimes multiple, minimum wage jobs - Donald Trump said so. And we can't afford to help people meet the skyrocketing cost of medical care. Donald Trump said that, too. He believes the primary mission of the national treasury, the place where we keep OUR money, is to fund HIS military, and he has no problem in spending OUR money like a drunken sailor on shore leave to make and maintain HIS military as the finest and most deadly on Earth. Next year's military budget is a trillion and a half dollars ($1,500,000,000,000) and he and High-T Pete are already begging for more.
Donnie, and Pete, and Howard, and JD, and Stephen - and all of those good ol' White boys running OUR government know what's good for us, and they know we don't need to be wasting THEIR money on all of that social shit. THEIR money is for war, and weapons, and exterminating Palestinian men, women, and children in future tourist hotspots like Gaza and southern Lebanon - and THEIR money is for rounding up Black and Brown immigrants to the US, pulling them out of American fields, factories, and neighborhoods, and sending them back to the shithole countries from whence they came - or to any shithole country for that matter.
The United States of America cannot afford charitable impulses or the humane treatment of our disadvantaged. If people need help, let them get another job or starve to death on the streets as God intended. They do not need to be mooching off the government and squandering money that could otherwise be going to American arms' manufacturers. If people need assistance, let the damned states provide it!
Donnie and Pete and their inner-circle know what we need: more guns, more missiles, more drones, and more boy children of poor and middle class White Americans to put on uniforms and fight to maintain our international business interests.
Priorities, people, it's all about priorities!
But there is room for discretionary spending when it comes to meeting the personal wants of Donald John Trump. The country needs enough gold bling in the Oval Office to overdecorate the lounge of a French whorehouse, and flagpoles so tall that they divert White House air traffic - and a new helipad so the President doesn't have to waddle so far to get indoors.
And a new Whie House ballroom - how can the world's most powerful nation not have a ballroom grand enough to shame the biggest and best in Europe? Gold bling and and a gigantic ballroom are matters of national pride - and a 250-foot tall triumphal arch, something no future president will ever be able to outbuild. A triumphal arch is a matter of national pride, a must-have! And if some minor commission whose members are entirely appointed by Trump chooses to name it after him, he (and we) would certainly have to respect their wishes.
And yesterday we learned about another Trump "must-have." Dear Leader announced that OUR government is spending God knows how much of OUR money on 250 new Cadillac Escalades for the Secret Service. Trump describes the new gas-powered (with 24-gallon gas tanks!), 8-cylinder, luxury SUV's as looking "sharp" and says they will be used in presidential motorcades. Well, as long as they look sharp, why the hell not! The new vehicles will have a base cost of $91,000 to $94,000 each and will require obvious and expensive upgrades to meet the high standards of the Secret Service and the needs for presidential protection. Armored versions of the Escalade reportedly cost over $300,000 each. The final cost would go a long way toward building a ballroom!
And if the Secret Service can have tricked-out Cadillac Escalades, why the hell can't ICE?
(There is also an electric version of the same vehicle, one that does not pollute the air we breath or speed up global warming, but the health of the people and the planet are not priorities of the Trump administration - and political donations from oil companies are a Trump administration priority.)
What's next? The Donald J. Trump multi-story, all-marble, parking garage on the South Lawn of the White House, a garage decked out in gold bling and suitable for the world's largest fleet of new Cadillac Escalades?
To hell with what the little people want or need The Emperor knows what the country needs, and he has the checkbook!

