by Pa Rock
Survivor of Summer
Rosie and I have our routines and chief among them are several strolls outside each day where she relieves herself, I kick at pine cones and look for money on the ground, and we both bark at whatever we damned well please!
Our first walk of the day is very early, often before daylight while it is still cool enough to breathe. With the heat being so horrid of late, I have also taken to carrying along a couple of gallons of water which I use to keep my only two hanging baskets of flowers alive, fill the birdbaths, and dump any extra on the poor, semi-fried roses. That water is key to the survival of the outdoor blooming plants as well to the health and well being of a few other friends of mine.
Take Mr. Toad, for instance.
Toad showed up a few weeks ago on the back porch after dark when I had the outdoor light on waiting for my son to get home from work. We were eating bugs, but he is better at it than me. Since then I have spotted him several other times at various toad outposts around the yard, but earlier this week he showed up in an unexpected location. One of the two birdbaths outside of my typing window in the front yard is just a large pan that sits on the ground close to the real birdbath which is on a short stand three feet off of the ground. The pan birdbath is generally empty most mornings, and the other one is often low on water, depending on how many robins have stopped by the previous day.
A few mornings ago as Rosie and I were out taking care of business several minutes before the first hint of daylight, I bent down to pour fresh water into the pan birdbath. I could see the pan was about half full of water from the previous day, and I could also discern what looked to be a couple of dead leaves in the water. As I poured water into the pan, one of the dead leaves got up and hopped out. It was Mr. Toad who had been relaxing at the spa!
If Toad had waited for the sun to rise before taking his rinse, he would have been roundly attacked by the robins who believe any outdoor pool of water is theirs first. Little birds gather, when they can, along the edge of the bird baths and sip politely as they gossip, much like the old men at the local coffee shops, but when the robins show up, the place gets to rocking and the civilized birds head for cover. Birdbaths for robins aren't sedate rest stops like spas or a coffee shops, they are more on the order of locker room showers - and robins attack them with a frenzy, splashing water everywhere while joyfully submerging, ruffling feathers in the cool water, and delighting in their own commotion. When they finish, the other birds can have the mess that's left.
My other outdoor friend of late has been a pesky yellowjacket. Yellowjackets are bees with samaurai credentials, mean little bastards who own the skies and have zero fear of anything. Yellowjackets sometimes live underground, and my first encounter with them occurred more than forty years ago when I was mowing the yard at our home in Mountain View, Missouri, and unwittingly pushed the mower over an underground colony of yellowjackets. I was stung eight times before I was able to flee the scene and reach the safety of the house - and it took fifteen minutes for the kamikazes to settle down enough to where I could get back to the mower and shut it off.
The pain from a yellowjacket sting is so unique and intense that I can sense it to this day. The only thing comparable I have ever encountered occurred one night in Phoenix, Arizona, when I crawled into bed with a scorpion. He got me twice and the pain was very reminiscent of the yellowjacket stings.
Late in the afternoon a few days ago a yellowjacket spotted me outside and began buzzing my head. I tried waving him away, but he was persistent - to the point that he eventually landed on the lens of my glasses - which I was wearing. The black-and yellow-striped flying insect had absolutely no fear. Moments after I waved him off of my glasses, he alighted on my watchband. His attentions were getting a bit too personal for my comfort, so I headed for the safety of the house. I don't know where he is living, but now and then he still finds me when I am outside and begins buzzing my head - and yesterday he again landed on my watchband. I have about decided that he likes me and just wants to be friends, though I have no idea why.
Maybe Toad gave me a "like'" on "Bluesky" and Yellowjacket happened to notice.
When you are retired and live in the country, your pan of friends is limited to whoever is available.

