Friday, August 19, 2016

Trump in all his Glory

by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

Sometime in the dark of night last Wednesday a person or persons unknown deposited a life-sized, flesh-colored statue of Donald Trump at the center of Union Square in New York City.  The statue, like many other fine works of art, was a nude.  It portrayed the GOP presidential candidate complete with his very recognizable blond comb-over and large potbelly, along with a tiny penis and no testicles.

The big, naked effigy brought out the tourists almost as quickly as any other pile of cow excrement would draw flies.  Hundreds of people rushed to Union Square to snap selfies with The Donald in all his glory.

Yesterday the New York City Parks Department removed the makeshift tourist attraction.  Someone with the Parks Department tweeted this parting shot at the statue of the man who claims that he will be the most "fit" person to ever serve as President:

"NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small.”

Ouch!  That had to hurt!

There is no word yet on when or where the mystery sculptor(s) will unveil a similar work on Hillary, but it, like that of The Donald, is sure to be a hit with art lovers everywhere!

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