Friday, January 20, 2023

Amazon Drops Its Smile

 
by Pa Rock
On-Line Shopper

Amazon.com sent around a notification a couple of evenings ago saying that it would be dropping it's charitable-giving program, AmazonSmile, on February 20th.  The giant retailer said in its death notice for the program that while the company will continue to support many worthwhile projects of a charitable nature, it was supporting too many causes through AmazonSmile, and the charitable effort had been spreading itself too thin - whatever that means.  (I suspect that most of the charities being unplugged by Amazon would be happy to take any donations, "thin" or otherwise.)

(To the company's credit, Amazon did state that it would provide a parting donation to each charity equal to three months of benefits from the program that each had received in 2022.)

I joined Amazon Smile when the program first began in 2013.  There was no cost for being a member.  People who joined just had to do their Amazon shopping by accessing the shopping site through smile.amazon.com rather than just through Amazon's regular web portal.  New members were offered many choices of charities to support, and I selected the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.   

Over the years that I have been in the program, I have made 199 eligible purchases and donated a total of $29.99 to my charity, the ASPCA.  That same charity has received a total of over $15.7 million from AmazonSmile during the same period.  Thirty bucks isn't much, but I hate to see that effortless (on my part) giving go away - and I am sure that America's mistreated dogs and cats hate to lose that funding stream as well.

Overall, AmazonSmile has donated just over $400 million to US charities, and just under $450 million to charities worldwide.

But times are tough and Amazon.com just cannot afford to be as charitable as it once was.

Of course, MacKenzie Scott might disagree.  What a shame she is not running the company!

Thursday, January 19, 2023

Santos Steals from Homeless Veteran's Dog

 
by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

Some would consider it a daunting task to find someone - anyone - who lies more than Donald John Trump, but somehow Trump's own Republican Party has managed to do just that.  George Santos, a newly elected Republican member of Congress who serves a district from New York's Long Island, has been in the news almost daily since the New York Times revealed last month that much (almost all) of Santos's resume is fiction.  The lies are coming so fast, in fact, that few can keep up with, or much less know, who the new congressman really is.

Despite the pile of falsehoods that helped to elect George Santos to Congress, the Republican Party, which currently controls the House of Representatives, is loathe to do anything which would result in his being ejected from that august political body.  The Republicans have a bare majority in Congress, and they feel a strong need to tenaciously hang onto every single one of their members, even those who happen to be as odious as George Santos.

No, George Santos had not attended or graduated from Baruch College.  No, he also had not worked for Citigroup or Goldman Sachs - in any capacity.  No, his mother had not been in the World Trade Center on 9/11, and she was, in fact, in Brazil on that day.  No, George Santos is not Jewish, nor did his family escape the holocaust.  

And yes, there were 37 expenditures of $199.99 listed on his campaign finance forms - each just one penny below the $200 threshold that would have required that he produce receipts for those expenses.  The comes to a total of just 37 cents shy of seven thousand and four hundred dollars - all without receipts.

But yesterday a story broke that put all of that other stuff to shame.  Two veterans of the US military have come forward with an allegation that back in 2016 the future congressman, using an assumed name, helped to raise money on-line, around $3,000, for life-saving surgery on a dog belonging to one of them - a vet who was homeless and living in a tent at the time. The two men, one of whom is acting as a representative for the other, allege that a supposed charity run by Santos managed to accumulate around $3,000 in donations for the dog's surgery, but that Santos then absconded with the money.

The dog, a honey-colored pitfall but by the name of Sapphire, died as a result of not being able to get the surgery. Sapphire's owner and best friend had this to say:

"Little girl never left my side in ten years.  I went through two bouts of seriously considering suicide, but thinking about her without me saved my life.  I loved that dog so much."

Stealing the medical fund set up for the benefit of a dog belonging to a homeless veteran - and causing the dog's death because of that theft - should be about as low as it is humanly possible to go.

This week, instead of moving to expel George Santos from Congress, or at least speaking out forcefully against him, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Republican Kevin McCarthy, dutifully doled out a couple of committee assignments to the freshman congressman from New York.   Santos apparently meets the standards of the Republican Party for serving in Congress, but he probably should not expect to be invited to any of their parties, especially the ones like those that former Congressman Madison Cawthorn told us about!

Republican politicians, after all, have standards.  (Wasn't it Donald Trump who said that?)

Wednesday, January 18, 2023

Armed Attacks on American Democracy

 
by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

When the votes were counted in last November's election for the state representative position from New Mexico's 14th house district, there really wasn't much of a surprise.  The district, which had a long history of being a Democratic stronghold, re-elected the Democratic incumbent, Miguel Garcia, by a very wide margin.  Garcia, in fact, has held that position for the past twenty-six years.  The final vote totals were Miguel Garcia (the Democrat) 5,588 votes or 73.6% of the total vote, and Solomon Pena (the Republican) 2,005 votes or 26.4% of the total vote.

Democrat Garcia creamed Republican Pena by over 47 percentage points!   The Democrat received more than two-and-a-half votes for every one that the Republican got.

It wasn't even close!

So, of course being a die-hard Trump Republican, the losing candidate immediately hit the streets of Albuquerque complaining that he had been cheated and the election had been rigged.  Pena's primary argument for backing up those claims was based on what he said were large numbers of people who had told Pena that they would vote for him.

Surely nobody would lie to a politician!

Solomon Pena (age 39) may have felt some personal animosity toward his Democratic opponent because during the campaign Rep. Garcia had brought up Pena's past criminal history including a conviction for a "smash and grab" burglary, but a court had decided that felony convictions in New Mexico did not disqualify candidates from being on the ballot.  (The Albuquerque Journal has reported that Pena had 19 criminal convictions, including for burglary and larceny, and that he had served seven years in prison.)

Now it appears as though the unsuccessful political candidate may be headed back to prison.  This past Monday Pena was arrested for hiring individuals to fire guns into the homes of four New Mexico elected officials, all Democrats,  including two country commissioners and two state representatives.  One of the representatives reported that bullets had gone through the bedroom of her sleeping 10-year-old daughter.  Police are also investigating two other politically-related shootings in the Albuquerque area but have not, as yet, tied those to Pena.

A report by National Public Radio (NPR) alleges that Pena paid four men $500 each to shoot into the homes of the Democratic politicians, and that in at least one instance he had done some of the shooting himself.  

According to information in the criminal complaint, a confidential witness had given detectives from the Albuquerque Police Department information that Pena had been unhappy with the first three shootings because they had taken place too late at night and had struck the homes too high - and that he had "wanted them to aim lower and shoot around 8 p.m. because the occupants would more likely not be laying down."  That same witness went on to say that the more aggressive approach made the gunmen uneasy because that would be more likely to cause death or injury.

Pena's complaint about a "rigged" election is, of course, a straight-line extension of Donald Trump's attack on the Democratic process by claiming that his presidential election loss had been due to a stolen election.  There was no physical evidence to back up Trump's claim, and there was none in Solomon Pena's case either - nor has there been any compelling evidence brought forth in Republican Kari Lake's claims that she was cheated out of the governorship in Arizona.  Claiming election fraud seems to be just one more box that GOP candidates feel they need to check when they lose an election, an act that aligns them even more tightly with Donald Trump.

But now, with gunfire, election-denying has reached a higher, and far more dangerous, level.  Albuquerque's mayor, Tim Keller, said:

"I know that fundamentally, at the end of the day, this was about a right wing radical, an election denier, who was arrested today, and someone who did the worst imaginable think you can do when you have a political disagreement, which is turn that to violence."

Armed criminals threatening and intimidating poll workers and elected officials do not bring about fair elections.  They are agents of chaos who aim is to stoke fears and prejudices and to subvert democracy - and when democracy dies, so too will our freedoms.

This fight is too important to ignore.

Tuesday, January 17, 2023

Snow Crash

 
by Pa Rock
Reader

Author Neal Stephenson's science fiction "classic," Snow Crash, was first published just over thirty years ago in 1992, and I bought a copy when the book came out.  My copy, sadly, somehow wound up in a book case instead of in the read pile that I keep next to my bed, and it wasn't until just a few weeks ago that it finally resurfaced.  Over the ensuing three decades since I purchased the volume, I have seen it referenced many times in reviews of works by other authors, and knew that the book had set a standard of sorts among science fiction writers, so when I came across the book while in a frenzy of downsizing, I decided that I should read the novel that had such an impact on the genre of science fiction literature.

It was time well spent.

Snow Crash is a story set in a dystopian present - or the present of thirty years ago - and while many things are readily recognizable - highways and traffic, communities and cities, business organizations and institutions - they have  a noticeably twisted quality that makes them far different in many ways from the way the world actually is - or was.

In Stephenson's world major religions and military organizations are privately owned and operated, businesses are more powerful than governments - and governments are sometimes represented as businesses, and the mafia runs a major pizza chain that guarantees delivery in twenty minutes or less.  The United States pictured by Neal Stephenson has devolved into a few large federal office complexes where most of the work is probably meaningless, and the President of the United States is so insignificant that he has to introduce himself to the other passengers when he boards a corporate jet.

But perhaps the most significant aspect of the dystopian present created by Neal Stephenson is the existence of the Metaverse, a cyberspace community which is accessed with special goggles and computer connections and is populated by the personal avatars of the people who are sitting at computer terminals in reality with their feet up and their goggles on.  The denizens of the Metaverse are the avatars of computer programmers, hackers, and gamers - the people who have built the structures of the Metaverse - like buildings, roads, the monorail - and who live a big portion of their lives operating in that artificial environment.  Many of the issues and problems of the real world also make their way into the Metaverse.

There are several major characters in this novel, with the first and foremost being Hiro Protagonist, whose name obviously indicates the prominent role that he will play in this tale.  Hiro is one of the world's best hackers and he has been personally responsible for many of the major features of the Metaverse.  His avatar is also the best swordsman in the Metaverse.  But on the reality side of the spectrum Hiro is a pizza delivery man for the Mafia's pizza business, and he prides himself on never being late with an order.  

As the story opens Hiro is rushing to deliver a pizza that was given to him late by the local franchise.  All pizza boxes have a timer and if it reaches twenty minutes, the pizza is free.    But as Hiro is literally flying along the streets of Los Angeles in a delivery car owned by the Mafia, his vehicle his suddenly harpooned ("pooned") by a "Kourier," a young person who makes deliveries while riding a skateboard. The pooning device, a cable with a magnet, helps Kouriers make good time on their deliveries, but Kouriers are considered by many drivers to be parasites.  As Hiro maneuvers trying to shake the parasite, he somehow manages to navigate his Mafia car into an empty private swimming pool.

The Kourier, a 15-year-old girl named Y.T., volunteers to finish his delivery and does it barely within the 20-minute standard, thus earning her the friendship of the twenty-something Hiro as well as the admiration of Uncle Enzo, the Mafia chieftain.  Y.T. becomes the second major character in this story.

The third major character is Raven, a brutal and very dangerous Native American of the most remote part of the Aleutian Islands, an island that had been used for an atomic bomb test by the US government  in the early 1970's.  Raven can be exceedingly deadly both in reality as well as in the Metaverse,  but he has a certain charm and develops feelings for Y.T.

And the most villainous character in the novel is L. Bob Rife, an entrepreneurial minister who, through archaeological endeavors in the Middle East, has unearthed clay tablets which explain how to program people using simple syllabic voice commands.  L. Bob runs a major chain of churches where worshipers pay in advance in the lobby before being allowed into the church to worship.  He also purchased the USS Enterprise (the aircraft carrier) as his personal yacht.

It is L. Bob Rife and his team of researchers and hackers who manage to develop "Snow Crash," a virus that, if released in the Metaverse, will have the power to destroy the avatars and the minds of all of the people who are goggled-in and witnessing the release.

Even though I cannot pretend to grasp all of the religious history and computer science presented in Snow Crash, it is all set forth in a way that in generally understandable and totally engrossing.   Stephenson's book shows the contemporary world through a viewfinder that is just a degree or two off-center.  Many things are different, yet eerily recognizable.

If Virtuality Reality (VR) is your thing, you have probably already read Snow Crash, and anyone who has had even an inkling of interest in what life could be like on the other side of the cyber line should read it.  

I am glad that I did.

Monday, January 16, 2023

Monday's Poetry: "Pullman Porter"

 
by Pa Rock
Poetry Appreciator

Over the years I have featured the earthy and colorful narrative poetry of the English-born Canadian poet Robert W. Service in this space at least a half-dozen times.   Service's tales told of hard lives, well-lived, and often used the Alaskan "gold rush" of the late 1890's as the backdrop for his humorous character studies.  

The poem which I have selected to highlight today is "Pullman Porter," a self-deprecatory piece in which the poet's ego bubble is popped by a porter whom he encounters on a train.   It not only shows how our tastes change as we age, it also gives some insight into train travel back during its heyday.

Today would have been the 149th birthday of Robert W. Service.  Please enjoy this travel back in time as we prepare to disembark the train in Montreal.


Pullman Porter
by Robert W. Service

The porter in the Pullman car
Was charming, as they sometimes are.
He scanned my baggage tags: “Are you
The man who wrote of Lady Lou?”
When I said “yes” he made a fuss —
Oh, he was most assiduous;
And I was pleased to think that he
Enjoyed my brand of poetry.

He was forever at my call,
So when we got to Montreal
And he had brushed me off, I said:
“I’m glad my poems you have read,
I feel quite flattered, I confess,
And if you give me your address
I’ll send you (autographed, of course)
One of my little books of verse.”

He smiled — his teeth were white as milk;
He spoke — his voice was soft as silk.
I recognized, despite his skin,
The perfect gentleman within.
Then courteously he made reply:
“I thank you kindly, Sir, but I
With many other cherished tome
Have all your books of verse at home.

“When I was quite a little boy
I used to savour them with joy;
And now my daughter, aged three,
Can tell the tale of Sam McGee;
While Tom, my son, that’s only two,
Has heard the yarn of Dan McGrew ....
Don’t think your stuff I’m not applaudin’ —
My taste is Eliot and Auden.”

So as we gravely bade adieu
I felt quite snubbed — and so would you.
And yet I shook him by the hand,
Impressed that he could understand
The works of those two tops I mention,
So far beyond my comprehension —
A humble bard of boys and barmen,
Disdained, alas! by Pullman carmen.

Sunday, January 15, 2023

First Sleep, the Watch, Second Sleep

 
by Pa Rock
Seasoned Sleeper

It's early morning and dark outside.  It will be dark for another thirty minutes or so.  I am up, semi-prepared for the day ahead, and yet it is still dark.  That's the way I roll.  I got to bed early, almost literally "with the chickens," and I rise-and-shine early - ahead of the chickens.  Often now, due to natural conditions associated with aging, I also wake during the middle of the night and spend a couple of hours lying sleeplessly in bed or puttering around the house.  

That may not sound like a normal sleep routine to the many (I wish!) who are reading this, but it is surprisingly normal from a historic perspective.  Over the past several decades there has been much discovered about the sleep habits of our more ancient ancestors.  This new focus on yet another aspect of human history and development originated with the gradual increasing perusal of medieval texts and legal documents which revealed that sleep by the ancients was broken up into segments.

A "normal" evening's rest consisted of a "first sleep" of two or three hours not long after dark, a period of wakefulness of one or two hours (sometimes called "the watch"), and then another segment of a "second sleep" which lasted a couple of hours.  That was a normal routine, so normal, in fact, that those terms made their way into literature, court documents, and even personal correspondence of the times.  It was the nighttime routine and it appeared to be fairly universal.

The most interesting part of the normal, pre-industrial, nighttime routine was the middle segment, or "the watch."  It was when people were awake that they had the opportunity to get things done.  During "the watch" people would often take care of unfinished chores, take medications, chat, have sex, and even conduct criminal activities in the cloak of darkness.  "The watch" would have also been the time to be alert and "watch" for criminals.

The old standard of segmented sleep apparently ended with the advent of the industrial revolution and with it the implementation of long, hard workdays and evenings that were becoming increasingly lit up.  As the world brightened at night, our circadian rhythms were affected and old sleep patterns began breaking.  There is some modern research showing that when exposed to prolonged periods of darkness, as in the days of old, the old sleep patterns of segmented sleep begin re-emerging.

Could that be why ghosts are thought to walk at midnight?

While reading through some old articles on the subject of "when" people slept in olden times, I also came across material which talked about "how" they slept.   The very poor would often bed down on the ground or on the dirt floors of their hovels - if they are fortunate enough to have hovels.  Some with more means had a mattress ticking which they would fill with leaves, and if they were exceedingly wealthy, with feathers.  One mattress would often accommodate an entire family, with the oldest daughter sleeping on one edge with younger sisters nestled in next to her.  Next to them would be the mother, the father, and then the sons - with the oldest son being on the other far edge.  Company also shared the mattress if there was room.  Overnight guests at roadside inns would often share a mattress with other guests, whether they knew them or not.  Common etiquette dictated that once you laid down for the night you remained relatively quiet and in one position so as not to disturb others.

All of that put me in mind of a friend from high school who always took a roll-away bed with him on campouts.  My friend would not have enjoyed the Middle Ages!  And that thought put me in mind of a former history professor who always referred to the Middle Ages as "500 years of camping out."  But I digress - it must be from a lack of sleep!

Saturday, January 14, 2023

Missouri House Toughens Dress Code, but Only for Female Members

 
by. Pa Rock
Missouri Voter

This past week the Missouri House of Representatives passed a rules package that toughened its dress code, but only for the female legislators.   The heavily male-dominated legislative chamber (116 men versus 43 women) did try to take some of the sting out of the measure by finding a female GOP House member to introduce it onto the floor for a vote as an amendment to the rules package, but that charade did little to make the gender power-play more palatable.  The amendment passed on a voice vote and the entire rules package passed on a vote of  105 to 51, with pushback from Democratic legislators.

The Missouri Legislature, which has a history of being antagonistic toward some women's issues, voted for a total ban on abortion in 2019 which was to go into effect - and did - when the Supreme Court reversed itself on Roe v Wade, a decision which ultimately made by the Court last summer.    

The new dress code, which did not impact the existing male dress code,  added the requirement of an outer piece of clothing to cover women's shoulders.   Now, in addition to the shirt or blouse that they happen to be wearing, women will be required to also wear "a jacket like a blazer, cardigan, or knit blazer."  There was also a flap over whether to allow cardigans or not, but that was accepted based on the argument that blazers could present issues for legislators who happened to b pregnant.  

State Representative Peter Meredith, a Democrat, refused to even vote on the measure, but he had plenty to say about it:

"I don't think I'm qualified to say what's appropriate or not appropriate for women, and I think that is a really dangerous road for us all to go down . . . Y'all had a conniption fit the last two years when we talked about maybe, maybe wearing masks in a pandemic to keep each other safer.   How dare the government tell you what you have to wear over your face?  Well, I know some governments require women to wear things over their face, but here, oh, it's OK because we're just talking about how many layers they have to wear over their shoulders."

Democratic Representative Ashley Aune derided the debacle from the House floor:

"Do you know what it feels like to have a bunch of men in this room looking at your top trying to determine if it's appropriate or not?"

Representative Aune later emphasized that she felt the House should be focusing on "important issues."  Perhaps she had in mind things like adequately funding public education and social services in the state, things which the legislature regularly ignores as it instead works diligently at creating tax breaks for millionaires, billionaires, and big corporations.

Missouri public schools are dangerously underfunded, child protection in the state is a mere shadow of what it was two decades ago, hospitals are closing, roads are crumbling, bridges are failing, and our legislators rage over dress codes.

How pathetic.

Friday, January 13, 2023

Hillbillyx

 
by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

In a stunning and brazenly political move that put her intellectual heft on full display, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the newly crowned governor of Arkansas, quickly announced on Day One of her administration that the term "Latinx" would henceforth no longer be used on any official state documents.

Why?  Because Sarah said so, that's why!

"Latinx" is a gender-neutral term that is growing in popularity as a replacement for the terms "Latina" which refers to a female of Latin American descent, and "Latino" which denotes a male who family origins are also rooted in Latin America.  But Huckabee Sanders, the daughter of former governor and Baptist Bible-thumper Mike Huckabee, was not having any of that gender-neutrality stuff on her watch as governor - no-siree-bob she was not!

By coming out against the term "Latinx" Sarah was able to take a decisive swing at not only the whole concept of gender-neutrality and all of its politically sensitive tangentials, she also managed to disparage many of the minimum wage and sub-minimum wage individuals who make poultry processing the jewel of Arkansas's economic crown.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, a person who rose to national prominence by repeating the lies of an incessant liar, probably wishes the world was not so complicated, and that she did not have to take time from her busy day to tell people what words they can and cannot use in doing business with the state.  Why did Spanish have to be so danged complicated by having all of those male and female words?  Why couldn't they all just speak regular American - like her?

I guess it's a mercy that "hillbilly" is already gender-neutral and Sarah won't have to deal with charges of being a culturally insensitive "hillbillyx!"

Thursday, January 12, 2023

OMG! Biden Is Coming for Our Gas Stoves!

 
by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

The ultra-right, ultra-white, lunatic fringe of the GOP has been fear-mongering over guns for several decades with declarations that some un-American Democrat is coming to take your guns.   At first it was Bill Clinton, then Obama, the Hillary Clinton, and now Biden.  It has never happened, of course, but fear is a great motivator and a pot that GOP party bosses and their propaganda arm, Fox News, are always eager to stir.

This week the Paranoia Chorus has added another song to its repertoire and is now singing a bluesy alarm about Biden coming to take your gas cooking ranges.  That straw man was quickly crafted by right-wing politicians and journalists after reports from the Institute for Policy Integrity and the American Chemical Society surfaced which said that natural gas stoves emit air pollutants such as nitrogen dioxide, carbon monoxide, and fine particulate matter at levels which the US Environmental Protection Agency and the World Health Organization have both said are unsafe and linked to respiratory illness, cardiovascular disease, cancer, and other dangerous health outcomes.

Additionally, in peer-reviewed medical research released just last month, it was also revealed that 12% of childhood asthma cases can be traced back to gas stoves.

But red-white-and-blue-blooded Americans who do most of their shopping and socializing at Walmart ain't having it.  In fact, many believe that the whole thing smells more than a little like Fauci.

In addition to harming humans, gas-powered stoves are also bad for the environment, producing carbon dioxide which warms the environment, and constantly leaking methane which warms the earth even faster than carbon dioxide -  but conservatives won't believe that is a problem until Mar-a-Lago goes under water.

The US Product Safety Commission will seek public comments on the matter later this winter, and a national ban on gas stoves could result - but it won't happen nationally anytime soon.  (However, California and New York, a pair of well known health and environmental leaders, are already making bold moves toward the eventual elimination of gas stoves.)

But, in the meantime, be on the lookout for men with moving dollies in pickup trucks circling through your neighborhoods - because Biden is definitely coming for your gas stoves!!!

(Personal Note:  I switched from a gas range to an electric one two years ago - and I had to pay to have my old stove hauled off.  I WISH Biden would have come for it!)

Wednesday, January 11, 2023

Run, Ronna, Run!

 
by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

Ronna Romney McDaniel, a Michigan princess who next week will have served as Chair of the Republican National Committee for six full years, is in the running for yet another term as the GOP's Big Kahuna.  This time, however, after three less-than-stellar election cycles for Republicans, Ms. Romney McDaniel is facing some serious opposition and could conceivably lose her privileged perch within the party apparatus.

Ronna, a granddaughter of former Michigan governor and failed GOP presidential aspirant George Romney - and a niece to Senator Mitt Romney of Utah, may find that her family's coattails won't carry her to another term as party chair as she faces her first serious opposition to retaining that title.  This year she is being opposed by fellow conservative Republican national committeewoman, Harmeet Dhillon, who was formerly the vice-chair of the Republican Party of California.

Both Ms. Romney McDaniel and Ms. Dhillon claim an unswerving fealty to Donald Trump, seemingly the number one requirement for leading the "modern" Republican Party.  ("My Pillow" guy, Mike Lindell, is also apparently running for GOP party chair.)

While Ronna Romney McDaniel has a prodigious record for raising large amounts of cash for the GOP, lots of which was funneled back to Trump through the party's direct hiring of members of his staff - and hosting large, lavish GOP events at Trump properties, she has not been nearly as accomplished when it comes to leading the party to election victories.

Since Ronna was first elected to lead the national GOP six years ago, she has presided over the loss of seven Republican governorships, three US Senate seats, nineteen seats in the House, and the Presidency.  And now, God love her, she wants two more years at the helm to continue her work with the party.  Others, however, particularly GOP committee people from the American South, seem to be developing doubts about Romney McDaniel's ability to ever lead the party to a significant victory.

Today's Republican Party may not stand for anything other than overt racism, homophobia, misogyny, and the denial of healthcare to working class Americans - and especially the denial of healthcare to women, but they do stand tall when it comes to representing their base - America's richest families and corporations.  

 Ronna Romney McDaniel is the epitome of today's Republican Party and she deserves the right to finish pushing it into the abyss.

Run, Ronna, Run!  You have my complete and enthusiastic support!

Tuesday, January 10, 2023

Amazon Prepares to Peddle Healthcare

 
by Pa Rock
Consumer of Healthcare

I was sitting at the computer keyboard yesterday afternoon trying to figure out the best way to motivate a fictional character when I decided to take a mental break by checking my email - and the first item in the in-box to catch my attention made me wonder if I had perhaps dozed off and awakened on April 1st.  It was an email from my most active correspondent, Amazon.com, with the heading "Amazon Clinic."   The brief message which followed on the opening panel said:  "Healthcare is a message away," and that was followed by "Find treatment for common health concerns with Amazon Clinic - no visits or video calls needed."

Have mercy!  Bezos is peddling healthcare!

For some reason I was put in mind of 1LT Milo Minderbinder in "Catch-22," a fictional entrepreneur/soldier who sold war materials and staged battles for profit during World War II - to both sides - and became perhaps the best characterization ever of the possible bizarre outcomes of unrestrained capitalism, at least until present times.

The new move by Amazon into the healthcare marketplace appears to be an extension of the tele-health  system that is already diluting the quality of medical care across the United States, except that the Amazon plan even eliminates the need for teleconferencing.  It all appears to be accomplished through typed internet correspondence.

People who have medical issues in one of eighteen relatively common areas may use this service for receiving a treatment plan from a licensed physician as well as prescriptions. The plan is currently available in thirty-three states, and Amazon does not currently accept health insurance to pay for this service - nor is the company taking payment through Medicare or Medicaid.    The use of health insurance is a possibility in paying for prescriptions, depending on insurance and pharmacy regulations.

The conditions which the plan currently covers are:  Acne, Birth Control, Cold Sores, Dandruff, Eczema, Eyelash Growth, Erectile Dysfunction (ED), Genital Herpes, Heartburn (acid reflux), Male Hair Loss, Motion Sickness, Pink Eye, Quit Smoking, Rosacea, Seasonal Allergy, Sinusitis, UTI, and Yeast Infection,    A prior diagnosis is required for treatment of Eczema, Genital Herpes, and Rosacea. 

The plan will also renew prescriptions for common medications for Asthma, High Blood Pressure, High Cholesterol, Hypothyroidism, and Migraines.

To access this service there are no audio chats or video visits required.  Prices very by on-line clinics participating in the program and are available on each clinic's webpage, and prescriptions may be filled at the patient's pharmacy of choice.  It sounds like a simple three-step process:  1. the patient fills out a questionnaire about health history and current symptoms,  2. the information is reviewed by a physician OR a nurse practitioner who then reaches out with any questions they might have, and, 3. a treatment plan is generated, including any medications.

Easy, peasy - if, you live in one of the thirty-three states currently covered (I couldn't find the list), and if you are between the ages of eighteen and sixty-four.

I'm on Medicare, so I don't qualify - but if I did and was interested in this type of service, I would probably wait for Mark Cuban to come up with his plan so I could comparison shop.  Who knows - Elon may want in on the action, too!

Damn!  Why am I still thinking about Milo Minderbinder?

Monday, January 9, 2023

A Young Man with a Typewriter

 
by Pa Rock
Proud Grandpa

I received the nicest letter last week, one that pumped me up and made me feel proud to be a grandfather.  My second-oldest grandchild, Sebastian Files, a high school freshman, wrote the letter to thank me for his Christmas gift.  Actually he typed the letter because the gift that I had sent to him was a small manual typewriter.

This year I went to a lot of effort to come up with Christmas gifts that I thought my grandchildren would appreciate.  With Sebastian I had two guiding stars:  I knew that he liked things that are "retro," especially from the 1950's, and I also was aware of his love of writing.  A typewriter sounded perfect.  As Sebastian put it in his letter:

"I want to say thank you for this amazing typewriter!  I am writing this letter on it.  I have always wanted a typewriter."
Sebastian has written a series of three fiction books, cumulatively titled "The Royce Agency," and all of which have been reviewed in this space.  He told me in his letter that he is now at work on a fourth book, but of a different subject matter.   Sebastian is also on the staff of his school's student newspaper. His grandfather is very proud of his writing achievements.

Add to all of that the fact that he is currently learning to drive, and it becomes readily apparent that my grandson is a very busy young man.

Happy typing and safe driving, Sebastian!

"Remember the punch and peck words had in those days,
the strain of Q in the little finger, the type head
leaning out on its stalk from its semicircular roost"

(from "Typewriter" by British poet Matthew Francis)


Sunday, January 8, 2023

Challenges of Being a Do-Gooder

 
by Pa Rock
Social Experimenter

As a rule I don't do New Year's resolutions because I don't like the inevitable feelings of guilt that arise when I can't keep  simple promises to myself.  This year, however, on more of a whim than anything else, I decided to try one.  I chose something that sounded relatively simple and would be as much of a benefit to others as it would be of benefit to my self-esteem.  I decided that this year I would perform at least one random act of kindness a day.

Now, one week into this noble experiment, I am presenting a public accounting of how things are going.

The major learning that I have taken from this endeavor so far is that finding an act of kindness to perform is no simple matter, especially for people like me who tend to stay close to home.  (I often go several days in a row getting no further from the house than the chicken coop or the barn.)  As the sun was setting on January 1st, for example, I realized that I had squandered the first day by not doing anything kind for anybody.  Not wanting to give up on Day One, I grabbed my credit card and made a small on-line donation to the American Civil Liberties Union.

On January 2nd the opportunity to do something for someone else appeared in the yard.  I was sitting by the front window typing when a hard-luck neighbor came walking down the lane lugging what appeared to be an 18-pack of Busch beer in bottles in his right hand.  (This is a fellow who normally drives by the house a couple of times a day on his riding lawnmower pulling a wagon filled with scrap that he sells in town.  Once before he had pulled into the drive just as his mower ran out of gas and asked if I could take him to town to fill his gas can.  I had taken him and even paid for the gas.  That was the only time we had ever talked prior to January 2nd, but he made a point of always waving every time he went by on the mower.)

But this time he was walking, and, as he sat the beer down on the lawn next to the road, I also realized that he was dog-tired.  I stepped outside and asked if he would like a ride home, and he immediately accepted.  (I'll call him Tom - not his real name.)   On the way to Tom's house, which was about a mile-and-a-half from my own, he told me some of the history of the neighborhood, and said that he lived in the original house in the area,  When we got there I could see that it was very small and very old.  Tom said that the ceilings were all six-feet, and that there had been no electricity when the house was first built, so all of the electric lines were now stapled on the outside of the interior walls.  

Significantly, Tom did not offer me a beer for bringing him home.

The next day the same fellow again offered me the opportunity to be a do-gooder.  He had told me the day before that his mower had a broken belt and he was waiting on a new one to arrive in the mail.  On this day, January 3rd, he was again walking, this time toward town.  Having some available time in my busy schedule, I walked out into the yard and offered him a ride, which Tom was quick to accept.   When Tom got in the car he told me that he was headed to Walmart to pick up his medications.   Walmart is on the far side of town, and I have not stepped inside of a Walmart in over thirty years, so I realized that I would be sitting in the parking lot for an extended period of time while Tom stood in a line to get his medications.

I let him out in front of the door that he said was most convenient to the pharmacy, and told him to stand in that same spot when he was done so that I could see him.  Then I looked for a place to park where I could watch that spot, and, finding none, I spent the next fifteen or twenty minutes slowly driving through the parking lot and observing Walmart shoppers in their natural habitat.  (If you have ever wondered who Trump voters are, go sit in a Walmart parking lot and become enlightened!)

Finally Tom emerged from the store, but instead of carrying a small sack of prescriptions, he was again lugging an 18-pack of Busch beer in bottles!  Tom said that the pharmacist had told him that a friend had already picked up his meds.  I hauled him home, and again, no beer was offered.

On January 4th I spent 59 minutes and 7 seconds listening to a very unhappy person complain about a life situation.  The following day I dried and folded someone else's laundry and put a dollar into a collection bin for the Ronald McDonald House.  January 6th presented no obvious opportunities for an act of kindness, so I made another small, on-line charitable donation - this time to Habitat for Humanity.   And yesterday, the final day of the first week of January of 2023, I made the most pitiful offering thus far to the Gods of Charity by pushing an extra cart from the parking lot into the grocery store.

What sounded like a worthy and achievable goal for the New Year is proving to be more of a challenge than I ever anticipated - but I resolve to keep trying!

Saturday, January 7, 2023

Echoes of the Terrorist Attack on Our Capitol

 
by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

Yesterday marked the second anniversary of the savage attack on the United States Capitol building by anarchists and domestic terrorists, and while there was no large, official commemoration of that dastardly act of criminality and treason, there were some things happening that served as reminders of the awfulness of that day.

Most obviously, of course, was the battle going on inside of the Capitol this January 6th for control of the House of Representatives.  Late last night Speaker Designate Kevin McCarthy finally eked out a win to assume the position of Speaker of the House, although multiple news sources this morning indicate that to achieve that political goal McCarthy had to basically turn many of his powers and prerogatives as Speaker over to the lunatics in his caucus who had been standing in his path and blocking his reach for the gavel.  It took four long days of backroom dealing and fifteen votes before McCarthy could finally claim some semblance of party unity and the speakership, and now many are saying that it was a pyrrhic victory - and in the end his prize probably won't be worth having.

In another more formal observance of the terrorist attack on democracy, President Biden yesterday awarded the Presidential Citizens Medal to fourteen law enforcement personnel and election workers who stood strong in defense of American democracy and the rule of law.  The medal, which is one of the highest honors that a president can bestow, was given to people who had literally put their own lives on the line to preserve our freedom to vote.  Two of the election workers who were honored had been personally singled out by Trump and his lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, who had accused the ladies of tampering with the votes in Georgia.  The allegations, like much of what comes from the mouths of Trump and Rudy, were totally false and resulted in credible threats to the women's safety, causing at least one of them to go into hiding.  Interestingly, Trump again this past week resumed making unfounded allegations against one of the women, a move that, some reasoned, was to take attention off of his own growing legal problems - some of which have roots in the January 6th riots at the Capitol.

And finally, in Missouri an electable Democrat announced his candidacy to unseat Josh Hawley in the 2024 race for US Senate.   Lucas Kunce, who had been an unsuccessful Senate candidate in 2022, but whose effort nevertheless proved his formidable campaign chops to Missouri voters, used the second anniversary of the January 6th attack to announce a run against Hawley.   In an epic campaign rollout video Kunce used scenes of Hawley on January 6th raising his fist in the air in support of the terrorists - and a clip of Hawley a couple of hours later running in panic from the terrorists to paint the senator as what Kunce called a "fraud" and a "coward."  He then poked fun at Hawley's new book about "Manhood," and showed photos of himself serving in uniform as an active duty marine in Afghanistan.  

Lucas Kunce's campaign video is all over the internet - and well worth a watch.  Josh Hawley will not be getting a "free ride" back to the Senate in 2024.

The second anniversary of the terrorist attack on our nation's Capitol has now come and gone.  The House of Representatives has begun to organize (kinds, sorta), but is a much weaker institution than it recently has been, the presidency is flowering in a spirit of bipartisanship and growing noticeably stronger, and candidates are already stepping forward to carry the mantle of democracy into the 2024 elections.

Enjoy your honeymoon as Speaker of the House, Kevin.  It begins and ends today.

Friday, January 6, 2023

Three Movies Worth Watching

 
by Pa Rock
Television Junkie

Over the holidays I came across several really good movies streaming on the idiot box, and three in particular on Netflix that I felt were worthy of a mention.  

The first, El Camino Christmas, is a well-written and superbly-acted 2017 story of a group of hard luck individuals who inadvertently come together in a liquor store shootout and hostage situation on Christmas Eve.  All of the people trapped in the store are quirky and lovable in their own way, even the one with the gun, but two are standouts:  Vincent D'Onofrio as an overweight bully and drunkard deputy sheriff, and Tim Allen who plays a drunken Vietnam vet who can't believe his good luck at getting trapped inside of a liquor store.   There is great chemistry among the cast, and it is an exceptional tale well told.  I am adding it to my list of favorite Christmas movies - with the other two on the list being The Ref and Home Alone.

The second movie, also a comedy/drama, is White Noise, which is based on a novel by Don DeLillo.  It tells the story of a large blended family in a university town whose members are struggling to function as one family unit while surviving and outrunning an environmental disaster that suddenly descends on their community.  The father (of some of the children) is a professor of Hitler Studies who believes all of the world's problems eventually resolve themselves, and the mother (of the other children) is overly-focused on her own mortality.  When the disaster strikes, they jump into the family station wagon, and, in a roadtrip somewhat reminiscent of a Griswold family vacation, seek safety and salvation among the fleeing masses.  The critics seemed to generally pan this cinematic effort, but I found it to be a fascinating story that was very engaging and entertaining.  Take that for what you will.

The third movie that captured my attention over the holidays is The Guilty, a psycho-drama that is essentially a one-man show starring Jake Gyllenhaal as a cop who has been assigned a "desk duty" of manning a telephone at a crisis hotline.  Gyllenhaal's character, who is due to go on trial the following morning over a shooting incident that could result in the loss of his job and prison time, is also beset with family issues including a broken marriage and the potential loss of contact with his young daughter.  All of that background comes into play as he becomes engaged in a call with a woman who appears to be being held captive by an abusive boyfriend.  It is taut and engrossing, and Gyllenhaal's performance is a mesmerizing tour-de-force.  The Guilty is a movie that will not leave you unaffected!

While each of those movies provided exceptionally good holiday entertainment, they would also work fine in January as we hunker in the bunker patiently awaiting the arrival of spring.  And for those whose passions run toward British fare, and British police procedurals in particular, Prime has just brought out season seven of BBC's  Vera, and season eight of Masterpiece's Endeavor, so there is absolutely no excuse for not spending the rest of the winter vegetating on the couch!

Add more butter to the popcorn, more marshmallows to the hot chocolate, and make this January one of comfort and contentment.

Thursday, January 5, 2023

US House of Representatives is Swirling Down the Drain

 
by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

The major political stories this week all seem to be related to the machinations involved with electing the next Speaker of the US House of Representatives.   Rep. Kevin McCarthy of California, the current leader of the Republican caucus in the House, was selected in a secret ballot last month to be his party's nominee for the speakership, a post the ambitious McCarthy has long sought and one which he was basically denied a few years back when he could not secure the votes to achieve his goal and the party had to "settle" on Paul Ryan instead.

But now McCarthy, who is still unloved by the extreme right-wing of his extreme right-wing party, appears intent on not giving up.  The problem is that even though the Republicans won control of the House, they did so by a very slim margin and now Kev has no votes to spare (well, he has four actually) when it comes to the all-House vote on Speaker - and the extreme right-wing of the extreme right-wing is is refusing to vote for him - and five GOP House members seem to be saying that they will not vote for McCarthy under any circumstances.

Two days into the process of selecting a Speaker, and McCarthy has lost his first six attempts to secure the post, and his position has even weakened slightly over the course of the voting.  Yesterday's last vote found 19 Republicans voting for someone other than McCarthy and one member voting "present."

Repeated humiliation seems to wash right over Kevin, and today he will again sit and watch as a small group of Republican lunatics endeavor to keep the Speaker's gavel just beyond his grasp.

McCarthy has already moved into the Speaker's office by virtue of being the "Speaker designate," a fact that has Florida Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz blustering and demanding that he be evicted from those digs.

Technically the House currently has no members because the Speaker first has to be selected and sworn in before others can take their oaths.  That has some members concerned because they don't know if they - or their staffs - will be paid if the standoff continues, and some are even concerned that their government-funded health insurance might expire during the interim.   Also, the House is either currently functioning without rules - or on the rules established by the last House.  I have read articles taking both positions on that matter.

All of which leads me to ponder:  without have any official members and without having any rules, or at least any new rules, how did Republicans manage to get the metal detectors removed from the entrances to the House chamber this past Tuesday.  GOP Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado, one of the five most ardent opponents of McCarthy, and a person who is known for her fondness of firearms, said that she metal detectors "need to be removed from the Capitol, (and) filled with Tannerite and blown up."  

(Isn't it a comfort to know that Rep. Boebert has a knowledge of explosives as well as guns!)

The metal detectors were ordered installed by Speaker Pelosi after the attack on the Capitol by domestic terrorists on January 6, 2021.  A few days later, when one of the machines beeped at Boebert, she grabbed some headlines by refusing to let House security search her purse.

So now members of Congress will essentially be free to enter the House Chamber armed.  What could possibly go wrong?  And just how did a political body with no members and no rules manage to get those metal detectors removed?  

Enquiring minds want to know.

Memo to Kevin McCarthy:  Stand firm, Kev.  Never give up.  Every day that you hold the jackals at bay is one less day that they will have to sabotage America!

Wednesday, January 4, 2023

Incoming!

 
by Pa Rock
Alarmist

Rosie and I were drowsing lazily on the couch late yesterday afternoon in front of the television when our quiet time was suddenly interrupted by a very loud "Wham!  Wham!" as something hit the front window, which was behind us, with a great deal of force.  Rosie barked in panic and ran for the kitchen to get away from whatever was trying to storm its way into our home, and I began the laborious process of trying to get off of the couch.

Once I succeeded in getting my tired old bag of bones into a standing position, I stumbled to the front of the house to look out of the picture window - which mercifully had not broken - to see if I could figure out what had happened.  As I did that, Rosie was barking insistently from the kitchen:  "In here, you fool, what if they have guns!"  Not seeing anything from the big window, I next walked to the front door and opened it - and then scanned the ground in front of the window looking for whatever had shattered the calm.

There, beneath the window looking back at me with more than a little aggravation showing on his face, sat a large hawk.  As I stepped out onto the porch, he rose into the air and took flight where the winged predator circled through the air with what appeared to be six or seven other hawks and then headed off beyond the tree-line, all cawing in bold defiance as they fled the scene of whatever had happened.

Even though my front window is not as clean as it could be, I still manage to get the occasional bird flying into it.  They often hit the ground dazed and then recover and fly away, sore and wiser.  But the hawk had been fully conscious when I got outside and I did not believe that a bird famed for his eyesight would have hit the window - and especially not twice in rapid succession.  So I stepped on into the yard to have a look-around.

There, also beneath the window, I found a pair of doves, one laying on its chest and the other on its back, and both obviously dead.  They were on either side of the place where the hawk had been sitting. There was also the corpse of a smaller bird lying nearby, perhaps a starling, and all three feathered bodies were still warm.

My surmise is this:  Mr Hawk and a few of his buds were out sailing the skies when the ringleader, my hawk, spotted a pair of fat doves at the bird feeder in front of my house,  He swooped down toward the feeder, and the doves flew off in a panic and collided with the window - wham, wham!  The hawk then landed and was preparing for a tasty snack when the damned human opened the door and spoiled everything.

Curses, foiled again!

It was an interesting little war metaphor:  hawks and doves, with the doves dying and the hawks getting a victory but unable to enjoy the spoils.

Of course, this morning the doves were gone, meaning that one of Mother Nature's creatures feasted well on the carnage of war.

(All of that put me in mind of Kevin McCarthy who spent much of yesterday uselessly flying into the hard marble walls of Congress.  One of my favorite photos of the day was of Democratic Representative Ted Lieu of California's 33rd congressional district.  That photo showed Rep. Lieu as he prepared to enter the House Chamber for the vote for Speaker.  He had a big grin on his face, and an even bigger bag of popcorn in his hands!)

I like popcorn, too, and so do the birds at Rock's Roost!

Party on, Ted!

Tuesday, January 3, 2023

Don Junior Peddles Patriotic Bibles

 
by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

Some are comparing Donald Trump, Jr's latest grift as an attempt to make himself into a modern day Moses Pray - Ryan O'Neal's depression era, door-to-door Bible salesman character from 1973's classic movie, "Paper Moon."  Yup, Don, Junior, a man most people don't rush to associate with religion, has been on the internet of late in a video promoting the sale of a patriotic version of the Bible.  

The product that Junior is promoting is called the "We the People Bible," and in addition to being "made, printed, and assembled" in America, the leather bound book contains the complete text of the King James version of the Bible - in an 11-point font - as well as copies of some of our country's founding documents.  It's all there, a complete and handy reference for the proud and patriotic Christian nationalist.

Seeing and hearing Don, Jr, spout his Godly words on the internet put me in mind of the time his daddy autographed Bibles at a church in Alabama following a deadly tornado.  Some, including this shaky old typist, felt that a politician autographing the Good Book might represent the blurring of a line - a line like the one that is supposed to separate religion from politics, but the Jesus-loving Trump never paid that liberal elitist woke malarky no never mind no how.

And now the Son of Trump is making the word of God - and the words of Jesus in red letters - along with our God-inspired documents of freedom, available to anyone who wants them for just $89.99 to $129.99, depending on the package of doodads with which it is purchased.  (There is no word yet on whether Junior would autograph copies, and if so, how much that would add to the cost.)

But, in the mean time, praise Jesus and pass the ammunition.  The religious right is on the march - or at least on the grift!

Monday, January 2, 2023

Monday's Poetry: "Graceful"

 
by Pa Rock
Poetry Appreciator

My parents each came from large families, a fact which meant that I grew up surrounded by many cousins.  Some of those cousins I saw on a regular basis, and others not so much - but basically I knew them all, all but one.  I had heard of Cousin Susanne over the years, but she grew up in California, and somehow our paths never crossed.  Then early last summer, out of the blue, a card arrived from a stranger in California, and I had a strong feeling as I was opening the envelope that I was on the verge of meeting the cousin I had never known.

Susanne (also known as Susanna) was writing to introduce herself and to gather some information about her family background.   I quickly emailed a response and, over the ensuing months, we have enjoyed a regular correspondence.  

One thing that makes my new cousin so easy to like, at least from my perspective, is that she is steeped in the arts.  She has studied writing and acting, and is even a poet.   Susanne currently has a minor role in a feature film which is still in production.  I will share more information on that at some future time when she gives me permission to do so.

But, in the mean time, Cousin Susanne has told me that I may share the following poem, "Graceful," which she recently penned.  Susanne said this poem is about one of the co-founders of a theatre ensemble which she and the subject of the poem both helped to form.   As you will note, it has a strong feel of the theatre, with more than a passing nod to the Bard of Avon.

Please enjoy this poem by Susanne, one of my favorite cousins!


Graceful
by S. Joslyn Johansen

When my two feet
must 'scape my shoes
and touch the wise
old boards

When songs rise up
within my throat
my voice shuttered down 
no more

I'll dance the dance
I'll braid my hair
and think of you
and think of you

The spear, the crown
and old Lear's gown
we each shall take 
our turn

And is it you
at curtains' edge?
We thought we did 
see you

The grin, the frown
the spear, the crown
Our friend gone much
too soon

Sunday, January 1, 2023

Another Rich White Dude Heads to the South Seas?

 
by Pa Rock
Conspiracy Theorist

Scientists and others of the practical persuasion have theorized the existence of phenomena long before being able to actually see what they were talking about.  They accomplish that by observing how something behaves, and then coming up with theories as to why it acts as it does.  There was scholarly agreement, for instance, that the world was round instead of flat before Magellan's boats ever circumnavigated the globe - and centuries before photos of the big, round planet Earth were taken from space.    And the existence of atoms and even sub-atomic particles was theorized long before any were actually observed with powerful microscopes.  

Sometimes we literally know something is there, even if we can't detect it with our own limited senses.

Almost fourteen years ago I wrote a piece for this blog in which I speculated about a couple of well known individuals who were thought to be dead but could conceivably have been alive and thriving on some highly secret tropical isle.  That posting, which ran on March 18, 2009, was titled "Ken Lay is Alive . . . and so is Dan White!"  It was a reworking of a couple of popular conspiracy theories at that time.

In May of 2006 Ken Lay, the former head of Enron Energy, a corporation which had gone defunct and left employees and investors in the lurch, was convicted by a federal jury on six counts of fraud and making false statements.  Two months later Lay died unexpectedly of a massive coronary at the family's vacation home in Aspen, Colorado.  Local police were called and Lay was transported to a local hospital where he was pronounced dead, and an autopsy was performed.  Not long after that he was cremated.

Lay died three months before his sentencing.  If he had been sentenced, much of his personal property - bank accounts and eleven family homes - would have been seized by the government and used to help pay back employees and investors who had lost heavily when Enron collapsed.  But because he died before sentencing, the case was closed and his family got to keep all of his assets.

Speculation began mounting that perhaps Lay's death had been a charade enabled and supported by certain individuals in the Aspen area who knew him well - and the cremation had ended the possibility of a future examination of the remains and hamper any follow-up investigations.  His family had certainly benefitted financially by the timing of his death.

Unlike Ken Lay, Dan White, a former city supervisor in San Francisco, was not a rich man.  White had been convicted of the 1978 murders of the mayor of San Francisco and a fellow city supervisor.   White, who had once served as a city police officer in San Francisco, was only convicted of manslaughter, thanks in large part to support and testimony of police officers and officials.  He was sentenced to seven years in prison and got out in five.  In 1985 he died of suicide - carbon monoxide poisoning - and his body was removed from the scene by San Francisco police officers.  There were those at the time who felt that White could have faked his own death to escape the continuing public animosity and harrassment that had been directed toward him by people who felt he had gotten away with murder, and that his friends in the police department had aided in the deception.

In my posting, "Ken Lay is Alive . . . and so is Dan White!"  I gave voice to both of those fairly well known conspiracy theories, and speculated that Ken Lay might be enjoying tropical drinks somewhere on a private island in the South Pacific, and that Dan White could be running the island's security and tending bar.

Seven years later on March 4, 2016,  in a piece entitled "A Little Southeast of Bora Bora," I expanded on the earlier conspiracy theory by adding insights on Aubrey Kerr McClendon, the former head of Chesapeake Energy Company who had died in a fiery, single car crash two days earlier on March 2, 2016.   One day before the fatal crash McClendon had been indicted by a federal grand jury for conspiring to rig bids for the purchase of oil and natural gas leases in northwestern Oklahoma.  It was a rather bizarre death of an ultra-wealthy individual who had means and a motive to escape a bad situation.

That time I suggested that Lay, whom George Bush used to refer to as "Kenny. Boy," and McClendon might be "sitting under the palms on some warm atoll a little southeast of Bora Bora, telling tales and reliving their glory days, while Dan White rubs sunscreen on their backs and freshens their drinks.  Another tongue-in-cheek conspiracy theory.

More than three years after that, on August 13, 2019, I enhanced the growing conspiracy theory tale one more time by adding the pimp for the rich and famous, Jeffrey Epstein, to the mix.   That piece was titled:  "Fantasy Island Redux."  Epstein was a known associate of Donald Trump, who was President at the time, and former President Bill Clinton - as well as many other well known and prominent individuals.    Epstein's death by suicide on August 10, 2019, (he was found hanging in his New York City jail cell while awaiting trial on sex-trafficking charges) before he could be called to testify in court, undoubtedly left many important people breathing easier.

Again, the public knows very little about the Epstein death and follow-up, which was handled expeditiously by the government.  I  conspiracy-theorized that it would be feasible that he had been relocated to Ken Lay's island where he would ultimately be put in charge of customer relations - and the clientele would be very, very exclusive.

Now, a couple of years on down the road comes word of the disappearance (and supposed death) of another rich dude who was going through a legal crisis.   Dr. Marvin Moy, a Manhattan physician who had been charged by federal authorities in what the New York Post referred to as a "massive health fraud scheme," vanished in an "alleged" boating accident off of the coast of Long Island - about twenty miles from Fire Island - in the early morning hours of October 13, 2022.  Dr. Moy's private boat, which he was operating, apparently struck a larger vessel and then sank, leaving behind an oil slick and debris on the water.  Moy had a friend along for the ride, and that person, who has not been identified to the press, was found and rescued, but an extensive and expensive search has failed to turn up the physician.

And somewhere on an atoll, or perhaps an island, a little southeast of Bora Bora, Dan White is rushing to get the new arrival's luggage to his cabana.  Dan is expecting a big tip for his efforts, and he is excited that the island will finally have a clinic!