Thursday, August 20, 2015

North to Alaska!

by Pa Rock
Traveling Fool

I am on the road this morning heading to Kansas City where my sister and I will board a plane late this evening for Anchorage, Alaska.    It will be the first trip for each of us to the 49th state.  Gail and I will be taking a cruise along the southern edge of Alaska and down the coast of British Columbia.   Our adventure is called the "Southern Glacier Cruise."

At the end of our 8-day float trip I will be boarding AmTrak in Seattle and heading south to Salem, Oregon, where I will spend a few days with my daughter and her family. 

Updates will be posted on this blog daily – as long as I can find access to WiFi.


All-in-all, it should be quite an exciting time:  ships, and trains, and grandkids – oh my!

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

A Rural Perspective on the GOP

by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

Anyone with an ear for politics should be fairly well attuned to the GOP presidential preferences, at least from a national perspective.  Roughly a quarter of Republicans nationwide seem to be enamored with reality television loudmouth, Donald Trump, while the remaining three-quarters are split all to hell among fifteen, or sixteen, or seventeen others.  Not too surprisingly, those numbers seem to hold even down into some of the remote corners of the Heartland.

Republicans in Newton County, Missouri (Neosho and the surrounding area) recently conducted a straw poll to see which candidates their local citizens saw as most appealing.  The poll was conducted in two stages with the first being at the Newton County Fair in July and the second at last week's annual watermelon feed of the Republican Central Committee and the Republican Women.  A total of 166 "valid" ballots were collected.

The results for the top five vote-getters were pretty much in line with the national polls.  Donald Trump received 27.11% of the vote, followed by Ben Carson at 14.46%, Ted Cruz at 13.86%, Mike Huckabee at 9.64%, and Scott Walker at 9.04%.

So that's the top five, a sad little assemblage of racist, homophobic, Christian fundamentalist greed heads who are angry at most aspects of the modern world including the government they want to lead.    One has to suspect that Eisenhower or Abe Lincoln would not have made the cut.  Heck, in this day and age even Reagan might not have finished in the top five!

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

McCaskill's Mystery Campaign

by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

Senator Claire McCaskill (D, MO) may not be the biggest hog at the political trough in Washington, DC, but she is certainly one of the hungriest.

Today I received a second appeal from Claire for money in what sounded like a dual effort to fund her campaign (?) as well as sell some copies of her new book, Plenty Ladylike.  For those feeling lucky (Well punk, do you feel lucky?), a ten dollar contribution to Claire will get you entered into a drawing to receive one of ten free copies of her book.   (Or for those feeling cheap, you might try waiting a couple of weeks until her magnum opus hits the "remainders" table at your local Barnes and Noble.)

I know there is a tendency among today's political class to put a "contribute" button on all email correspondence, but Claire's communication was exceptionally vague as to what the contribution was for.  Early in the email she asks, "Will you join me in making a contribution to my campaign?"  The problem with that is Claire isn't up for re-election until 2018 - and Missouri has another Senate campaign to slog through in 2016 as Ol' Roy Blunt tries to save his ass Senate seat.  If Claire is collecting for a Senate run, then she needs to get in line and let the 2016 likely Democratic candidate,  Jason Kander, get first crack at the Missouri donors.

At another point in the email, Claire says:

"Please, donate now to support my fight in breaking down barriers in the Senate and show that you believe hard work, ambition, boldness and tenacity are ladylike."
So the exact reason she wants my cash remains a mystery, at least to me.

And while Claire McCaskill may be planning a run for a third term in the Senate, my Missouri gut tells me that it is far more likely she is campaigning for a cabinet position in a Hillary Clinton administration - and her chances of pulling that off are probably better than they are for re-election to the Senate.

Stand down, Claire.  Trying to root your way around Jason Kander at the donor trough is not ladylike in the least!  

Monday, August 17, 2015

Monday's Poetry: "I Too, Hear America Singing"

by Pa Rock
Poetry Appreciator

Yesterday I mentioned the death this past weekend of anti-war activist and civil rights leader Julian Bond.  Mr. Bond passed away Saturday night in Ft. Walton Beach, Florida.  He was seventy-five.

I had a chance to see Julian Bond at a college lecture in the 1960's at a time when he had just begun his service in the Georgia state legislature.  During his lifetime Julian Bond also helped to found the Student Non-Violent Coordinating Committee and the Southern Poverty Law Center.  In addition to serving eight years as President of the SPLC, he also served a couple of terms as President of the NAACP.  He was definitely a man who left his mark on humanity.

While reading about Julian Bond over the weekend, I also learned that he dabbled in writing poetry.  He wrote the following verse in 1960 when he was only twenty years old.  It is his response to the very famous "I Hear America Singing" by Walt Whitman.  Bond's words show us that America has many voices - but few as eloquent as his.


I Too, Hear America Singing
by Julian Bond

I too, hear America singing
     But from where I stand
I can only hear Little Richard
     And Fats Domino.
But sometimes
I hear Ray Charles
     Drowning in his own tears
     or Bird
Relaxing at Camarillo
     Or Horace Silver doodling,
Then I don't mind standing
     a little longer.

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Julian Bond Is Gone, but his Struggle Continues

by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

The sad news this morning of the death of the anti-war and civil rights activist Julian Bond got me to thinking about all of the great work that Mr. Bond helped to accomplish in his lifetime, and the harsh reality that there is still so much left to do.

I saw Mr. Bond in person back in the 1960's when he gave a lecture at my college - then known as Southwest Missouri State.  It was at a time after his work with the Student Non-Violent Coordinating Committee and during the early years in which he was serving in the Georgia state legislature.  Mr. Bond was a very young man, in his mid-to-late twenties, and a most inspiring speaker.

One of Julian Bond's many accomplishments was, along with Morris Dees, the founding of the venerable Southern Poverty Law Center, an organization which Bond headed for eight years during the 1970's and continued to serve on its board of directors throughout the remainder of his life.  

The SPLC  has, as one of its many on-going functions, a practice of recognizing "hate groups" across the United States and making their presence known.  The organization recognizes one hate group with a presence in my local community - that group being a neo-Confederate alliance that calls itself "The League of the South."   The League appears to meet at one of the local senior centers on a monthly basis where they make presentations about the "Southern War for Independence."  One of the meeting notices that I saw almost mentioned that the group sometimes offers "marksmanship lessons."

(I am on a real stream-of-consciousness thing here, so bear with me.)

After the deadly rampage by a young white man at at black church in Charleston, South Carolina, earlier in the summer and the subsequent movement to pull Confederate flags and statuary away from government buildings, the locals where I live have been in full retaliation mode.   The Confederate flags are sprouting like weeds  in a spring garden - and it has damned little to do with "heritage."  These goobers hate President Obama with a vengeance that they are unable and unwilling to mask, and flying the flag of Dixie is just one more way of saying so.

Obama ain't a-gonna take their guns, and by God he ain't a-gonna take their flags either!

I drove into town one day last week for just a few minutes, and during that time I followed two pick-up trucks which were flying large (three feet by five feet) Confederate flags from special mounts in the bed of the trucks.  One of our local chain motels also has a similarly-equipped truck that is parked behind their guest rooms every day - apparently the vehicle of someone who works there.  And there is rarely a day that goes by that I do not see one of these Dukes-of-Hazard-wannabes go roaring down my normally peaceful country lane with smaller Confederate flags waving from their car windows.  

We also have a contingent of angry individuals who have invested in flagpoles to display their prejudice and resentment toward our twice-popularly-elected President.  One, a person whom I know personally, has the American and Confederate flags both flying from a flagpole in his front yard.  He did show a bit of restraint in his white fervor by placing the American flag above the one of the traitors.

All of this is occurring while we have an out-of-the-area film crew (some from as far away as Los Angles) in town making a feature-length motion picture.  Those folks came here wanting to see the real Ozarks.    Well, they are getting to see us, with our pants down, in all our glory, proudly displaying our unwashed, redneck genitalia - warts and all!

Hey Hollywood, welcome to the Ozarks!

And as sad as the current local conditions of bigotry and stupidity are, the area would be much worse off than it is today if not for the efforts and love of Julian Bond and a whole generation of activists like him who began the long, hard slog of pulling us out of the dark ages.  

God grant you the rest and peace you deserve, Mr. Bond.  The world is a better place as a result of your lifetime of selfless toil and caring.  We were graced by your presence.

Saturday, August 15, 2015

My Letter to the West Plains Daily Quill

by Pa Rock
Local Voter

A week ago yesterday an article appeared on the front page of our local newspaper, The West Plains Daily Quill, which revealed that our local state representative, Mr. Shawn Rhoads, had placed eighth in the entire state legislature, House and Senate, on total gifts received from lobbyists.  I commented on that situation in this space last Saturday.  Over the weekend I decided to expand on my thoughts and concerns with a letter to the editor of the newspaper.  I submitted it on Monday and was told that they only published letters on Saturday.  So this afternoon my effort appeared in print in the local newspaper.

I directed my comments toward the practice of lobbyists giving gifts to legislators rather than at my state representative himself.   Sadly, he just seems to be doing what everyone else is doing, though on a grander scale than most.  The practice of gift-giving by companies and organizations who have business to present before the legislature, however, is unethical and wrong - whether it is illegal or not.  If our legislators were doing their jobs properly, the practice would be illegal because they would have already addressed it with some hard-nosed legislation.

But I said that better in the letter.  It follows below for your edification and amusement.


"To the Editor,


This letter is in response to the story on the front page of your newspaper last Friday that highlighted what seems to be the all-to-common practice of our state legislators accepting gifts from lobbyists.

A justification was put forth for these  “lobbyist interactions” by noting they have been occurring for “centuries. “  That sounds like a version of our children’s favorite excuse:   “Everybody else is doing it.”  Sadly, that may be correct, but the fact that receiving gifts from lobbyists has been occurring for “centuries” makes it neither right nor ethical.

Legislators have also been quick to note that the practice is not illegal.  I would posit that just because something is not illegal does not make it right.  We elect legislators to serve the public interest.   Instead of accepting gifts from private companies and organizations who have business before the legislature, our representatives in Jefferson City would better serve the public if they spent some time drafting legislation that would outlaw gift-giving by lobbyists

You see, the reason that gifting free sports tickets and meals to legislators isn’t illegal is because our legislators have failed to pass sensible laws that would make the practice illegal.  It’s a door they could close – if they wanted to.

There is also another problem with the practice of lobbyists buying meals for lawmakers.  Public business should be discussed in the open where the public can observe and respond.    Missouri has a fine Capitol building for that very purpose.  Bills are proposed, debated, and voted on in the Capitol.  When a lobbyist and a legislator get together over a nice meal in a private restaurant, chances are extremely good that some state business will be discussed – and the public is being denied its right to observe that part of the legislative process.

A lobbyist giving a gift to a legislator creates a perception of impropriety – a thought that the lobbyist expects to gain something for his generosity.  That is also a concern when legislators turn around and re-gift those things to constituents.   A cynical person might wonder if a legislator is seeking something in return for sharing his unearned wealth.

Being retired and on a fixed income, I do not have the resources to give gifts or meals to my state legislator, and that places me at an unfair disadvantage when bills are being promoted by lobbyists which are not in my best interest.  Government should represent all of us, not just those who can afford to lavish gifts on our lawmakers.

Sincerely,

Rocky G. Macy
West Plains, MO  65775"

Friday, August 14, 2015

Jefferson City: The "Prettiest" Small Town in America?

by Pa Rock
Road Warrior

I just returned from a night and a day in Missouri's capital:  Jefferson City, a small town named for our third President which sits along the muddy banks of the muddy Missouri River about halfway between Kansas City and St. Louis.  (Missouri was acquired from the French in the Louisiana Purchase during the presidency of Thomas Jefferson.)  Although I didn't see or step in any cow plops while walking along the streets, Jefferson City is the type of place where that would not be totally unexpected.

I did see one sign which read, "Jefferson City:  The Prettiest Small Town in America."  It isn't.

I was in the capital for a day of social work training entitled:  "Always Turned On:  Sex Addiction in the Digital Age," an interesting topic which is worthy of a blog post on its own.  The instructor was very competent in his field, and I felt that the drive and expense of the trip and the class was well worth the education on human nature that I received.

My son reserved a room for me at the Truman Hotel and Conference Center which I mistakenly thought was right downtown.  After failing to locate the building where I thought it should be, I hailed a Hispanic gentleman who was just getting into his car, probably after a hard day of work.  I asked if he knew where the hotel was at.  "Yes," he replied.  I then asked if he could tell me, and he responded by asking me if I had GPS.  "GP what?" I queried.  "Follow me," he sighed.

The guy led me on a fifteen minute drive through the heart of the city before finally reaching my "hotel."  (It was actually a motel - a hastily and minimally refurbished old Ramada which I had stayed at several times when I was working for the state.)  I pulled out some cash to tip the Good Samaritan, but he waved me off and drove on toward his own destination.  He was a very courteous and nice individual!

One other note.  As I was taking a walk downtown during lunch today, I heard some music playing on the street from the Madison Cafe.  It was a song by Connie Francis.   How very Jefferson City!

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year: Gobble, Gobble, Gobble!

by Pa Rock
Farmer in August

I have purchased turkey chicks three times in my life.  All three times they were the traditional-looking "bronze-breasted" and the were "straight run," or purchased with the genders not being known.  The first time was at the farm in Noel about twenty years ago.  I bought four chicks.  It turned out there were three hens and one Tom.   The hens were all killed by predators when they were relatively young, but the Tom hung around for several years.

Last year I bought four more chicks of the same breed.  It turned out again that there were three hens and a Tom.  All of the hens were killed by predators during their first six months of life, but the Tom lived the longest.  After his ladies were gone, however, he just sort of gave up and quit being careful - and then something got him, too.

This spring I stepped my game up a notch and bought five bronze-breasted turkey chicks.  Two were killed when they were only a couple of months old, but three survived and are now enormous farm birds.  I knew that two were Toms a few weeks ago when they squared off against one another and had a feathered kerfuffle in the back yard.  But I had hopes that the third would be a hen.  Yesterday morning as I was observing the turkeys and some chickens outside of the window, all three turkeys began doing their macho Tom dance.

Oh, well.  It looks like I have a Moe, a Curly, and a Larry on my hands.  Nyuk, nyuk!   Seriously, I'm thinking about naming them Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year - just to keep them on their toes!

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Ol' Roy Blunt's Poll Numbers Suck!

by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

Yesterday I received a form email from U.S. Senator Ol' Roy Blunt of Missouri thanking me for contacting him regarding S.J. Res. 5, a proposed Constitutional amendment that is currently languishing in a Senate committee.  The amendment would give the federal government and states the right to limit money that is pumped into political campaigns - especially money that pours in from corporations and unions.  Ol' Roy is agin it because he says it would restrict the freedom of speech of good Americans.

Presumably good Americans like Exxon, Verizon, Direct TV, Walmart, and all of the other corporate cur dogs who pay dearly to keep government focused on their needs - and not ours.  Ol' Roy really ain't much for helping the little guy.  He is married to a lobbyist and understands well the power of corporate cash speech.

A new poll has been released by the respected Public Policy Polling (PPP) which suggests that the junior Missouri senator who is just finishing his first term at the Senate trough may be in some electoral trouble.  Could it be that the close ally of corporate America is not as popular at home as he hopes and thinks he is?

The poll by PPP, a non-partisan effort, shows that Missouri voters overall disapprove of Ol' Roy's job performance by a staggering 30% approval rating to 47% disapproval!  Ouch!  That's gotta hurt.   Among Independents, a very necessary constituency if Blunt has any hopes of being re-elected to his job on Easy Street, he trails 24% to 52 percent.  Not surprisingly, most Democrats don't like him and they give the show-me state politician just 17% approval rating to 62% disapproval.

The only political demographic that bodes even tolerably well for Ol' Roy is with his own Republicans, but even they are cool toward him.  Republicans rate the incumbent with 46% approval (less than half!) to 28% disapproval (over a quarter!).   That really has to hurt!

PPP has Ol' Roy leading his almost completely unknown Democratic opponent, Missouri Secretary of State Jason Kander, by just five points - 40% to 35% with 25% undecided.  (Kander is an Afghanistan war veteran and good family man who happens to be the youngest elected statewide official in the United States.  He is a go-getter!   Blunt, on the other hand, is an older gentleman who divorced his first wife - the mother of his children - shortly after moving to Washington, DC.  Somewhere in the hubbub of becoming a pandering politician, he seems to have neglected finding an opportunity to serve in his nation's military.  He's just like us - except that he isn't!)

Poor Roy just can't seem to get any respect - and least not from where I sit - wallpapered in by his patronizing, phony, and pointless email responses to my legitimate legislative concerns.  He is in political trouble, and the good news is that he seems clueless on how to pivot and get back to representing real people.  All of that corporate "speech" seems to be weighing him down!

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Hillary Sticks her Nose in the Republican Pie

by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

Hillary Clinton, the presumptive Democratic nominee (at least in her own mind), appears to have ripped a page right out of the Claire McCaskill political playbook.  McCaskill, the senior United States Senator from the Show-Me state, won a second term in a red state by manipulating the Republican party and prattling on an on about how she did not want to run against Todd Akin, a nabob Congressman known for sticking his foot in his mouth.  McCaskill's misdirection succeeded in helping to get the Missouri GOP to choose the hapless Akin to run against her, and the rest, as they say, is history.

And Hillary has learned from Claire's talent for meddling.

Last week Hillary was busy singling out Jeb Bush for personal attacks, and making him appear to be the GOP front-runner, at least from her perspective.  But Jebya did so God-awful in the GOP God-awful debate, that she appears to have dismounted that horse and chosen another.

Now the leading Democrat (if you don't count Bernie Sanders who actually is the leading Democrat) has turned her tongue and twitter account toward Senator Marco Rubio of Florida.  She is especially incensed on his views on women and his opposition to abortion even in cases of rape and incest.  (Excuse me, H, but are there any GOP candidates who would say out loud that abortion is okay in cases of rape and incest?  I didn't think so.)

So why is Hillary now drawing a bead on Rubio instead of an easier mark - say like Donald Trump?  Obviously, the Republican money apparatus will never allow the party to nominate Trump, so why should she waste her effort in trying to promote him as her nemesis?  She either sees Rubio as the one she would prefer to square off against in November of 2016, or she is drawing him into the limelight so that he can flame out early.

Hillary has been circling the shark tank for too many years not to have a plan - and whatever that  plan is, she will be relentless in her pursuit of the nomination and the presidency.  If Rubio falters, Koch-funded Scott Walker will likely be her next selection.  But that's only a guess because the mind of Hillary is unknowable - until she tweets it.

Stay focused on meddling with the Republican line-up, Hillary - and don't pay any attention to those enormous crowds that are filling stadiums to see Bernie.    Claire and the old establishment Democrats will save the day for you - just like they did in 2008!

Monday, August 10, 2015

Monday's Poetry: "Sonnet on a Wet Summer"

by Pa Rock
Poetry Appreciator

I woke up this morning to yet more rain - and my poor yard is only half-mowed!  Normally by August the mowing would be minimal because most of the grass would have turned brown and given up the effort, but not this year.  In fact, this has been the wettest spring and summer that I can remember.

Today's poem is a sonnet by eighteenth-century English poet John Codrington Bampfylde.  I particularly liked his description of the "dripping poultry," a sight with which I am becoming all too familiar.

Other places need rain - I wish we could share!


Sonnet on a Wet Summer
by John Codrington Bampfylde

All ye who far from town in rural hall, 
Like me, were wont to dwell near pleasant field, 
Enjoying all the sunny day did yield, 
With me the change lament, in irksome thrall, 
By rains incessant held; for now no call 
From early swain invites my hand to wield 
The scythe. In parlour dim I sit concealed, 
And mark the lessening sand from hour-glass fall; 
Or 'neath my window view the wistful train 
Of dripping poultry, whom the vine's broad leaves 
Shelter no more. Mute is the mournful plain; 
Silent the swallow sits beneath the thatch, 
And vacant hind hangs pensive o'er his hatch, 
Counting the frequent drips from reeded eaves. 

Sunday, August 9, 2015

The Family Gathers

by Pa Rock
Proud Papa

My children, fine adults one and all, are beginning to gather at my house to provide support to our youngest, Tim, who has written a feature length film, Tatterdemallion, which will begin filming in the West Plains area next week.  Tim's first movie, The Brass Teapot, was filmed in New York in 2012.  It is still available through Showtime and Netflix - and may be purchased at Amazon.com.  The Brass Teapot starred Juno Temple and Michael Angarano and was directed by Ramaa Mosley.  Mosley is also the director of Tatterdemallion, a film which will feature local talent in a few of the key acting roles.

But back to my kids.

Nick, my oldest, lives here.  Tim and his wife, Erin, and their daughter, Olive, got here Thursday evening.  They live in the Kansas City area and will be in residence at my little farm for the next four or five weeks.  (Little Olive is proving to be a real hand at feeding the chickens, turkeys, and peacocks!)  My daughter, Molly, is flying in from her home in Oregon this Thursday.  She will be around for an extended weekend.  Molly has three young children that her husband, Scott, will be watching while she takes her break here in Missouri.

My kids were all together in Missouri thirteen months ago - for a day - and before that it had been almost five years since they had all been under one roof.  So this gathering will be quite a treat - for all of us!

Expect to see a bit of family bragging in this space for the foreseeable future!

Saturday, August 8, 2015

Rep. Shawn Rhoads and the Fine Art of Gift-Getting

by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

As Lucy van Pelt used to say in the comic strip Peanuts, Christmas is the "gift-getting" season.  Well, it may not be Christmas, but a report released by the Missouri Ethics Commission indicates that many of the Show-Me state's legislators have been getting plenty of gifts - from lobbyists.  And at least one of our local legislators has done himself quite proud in that department.

According to an article on the front page of yesterday's West Plains Daily Quill, our local state representative, Shawn Rhodes (Republican, District 154), managed to wind up in eighth place overall (House and Senate - 194 members combined) in gifts received from lobbyists during the six-month period between January and June of this year.   Congratulations, Rep. Rhoads, eighth place out of 194 is quite an achievement!

Shawn Rhoads received gifts worth a total of $2,225.01 from lobbyists during that six-month period.

Rhoads told the Quill that six hundred dollars of that total were St. Louis Blues tickets which he gave to some constituents, and nine hundred dollars were St. Louis Cardinals tickets for a game that he attended in June.  He said that he also received several tickets that he donated to cystic fibrosis research.

The state representative said that "lobbyist interactions" have been commonplace amongst legislators for centuries and do not affect the way he does his job.  He added, "If a meal sways me to vote a certain way, then I don't need to be in office.  That would be ridiculous."

Agreed.  Politicians swayed by gifts should not be in office.

Shawn, it's all about the appearance of impropriety.  State business should be conducted at the state capitol - in committee hearings or on the floor of the General Assembly - out in the public view where the public can witness what is going on.  Having meals with lobbyists in restaurants looks improper whether any state business is discussed at those meals or not.  If for some reason you do have to break bread with a lobbyist, it would certainly look better if you pulled out your own wallet and paid for your own meal - yourself.

Perhaps you might try to redeem yourself by drafting legislation that would tighten controls on "lobbyist interactions" with legislators.  That would certainly be a bold step in the public interest.

And just because something has been going on for "centuries" does not make it right.

Friday, August 7, 2015

Final Mega-Millionaire Update: And the Winner Is . . .

by Pa Rock
Envious On-Looker

Raul Ahumada, a sixty-year-old worker in the Tyson Foods poultry plant at Noel, Missouri, has identified himself as the winner of last Friday's $25 million jackpot in the Mega Millions lottery game.   Ahumada took his ticket to the lottery office in Springfield thinking that he had won $25,000 - still a nice chunk of change - but when lottery officials examined his ticket they gave him the news that he was a multi-millionaire!

Ahumada said that he and his wife, Rosa, plan to buy a nice home on a mountain and stay there.

But first, Ahumada, a native of Mexico who has lived in the Noel area for many years, said that he also will travel to Mexico to visit relatives and to see his mother's grave.  He said it would be his first trip back there in fifteen years.

The lucky winner also said that he and his wife may buy a nice car and that he might possibly retire.

Possibly?  If I were in Raul's shoes, I would have already severed my ties with that chicken processing plant - with a rousing chorus of "Take This Job and Shove It!" playing in the background!

But I'm a bit uncouth.

Again, congratulations Raul and Rosa on your good fortune.   Pa Rock is absolutely green with envy!

Republicans Strut Their Comedic Stuff in Cleveland

by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

Not having access to television, I did not get to see any of last night's "debate" among the "top" Republican contenders, but my son rigged up something with the Roku that allowed me to hear part of it - and according to the news reports that I have read this morning, the part that I heard was one of the more raucous moments of the entire show.

The exchange that I listened to was the one where Rand Paul tried to go after Chris Christie when he mentioned rather loudly and rudely that Christie had "hugged" President Obama.  First of all, shame of the mouthy little Kentucky senator for taking such an obvious cheap shot in what should have been an evening whose sole purpose was to clarify the leadership qualities and abilities of the ten men on stage.   It was beneath him - and them.  And second of all, Rand - just how stupid are you?  Nobody, absolutely nobody, can expect to sucker punch a guy who has spent his entire life being a school yard bully - and get away with it.  Christie slugged back, hard, noting that Paul uses the Senate chamber to film himself in little theatrical performances and then rushes those clips onto the internet in order to raise money.  Opportunistic bastard!  And although I couldn't see the live coverage, in my mind's eye I was sure that I saw the other eight opportunistic bastards nodding their heads in righteous disgust.

This morning I read several news accounts of the affair.  Most seem to be in agreement that Jeb Bush hurt himself with a stiff, wooden performance, and most seemed anxious to diss Trump's performance as well, though their reasons for saying so varied by source.  I did hear the part where someone accused Trump of giving money to Hillary and Nancy Pelosi, and he fired back by saying that he gives money to anyone who asks - including most of the people who were with him on the stage.  He said that he gives money to political candidates expecting something in return.  When asked what he had received from the Hillary donation, he said that she had come to his wedding.

So The Donald had to pay people to come to his wedding?  That was a revealing moment.

The New York Times said, in effect, this morning that the winner of last night's debate would not be known until the media has time to coalesce around a narrative and pick the winner.  That was revealing, also.

Hillary has gone to so much trouble to paint Jeb as her likely opponent, and now the press is trying to marginalize him as nothing more than another one of the jabbering nabobs.  Will the queen of the Democrats be forced to help the Republicans choose someone else?  WWCD?  (What would Claire do?)

Several sources did declare a winner at the earlier debate - the one featuring the seven less popular contenders.  That winner:  failed Hewlett Packard CEO Carly Fiorina.  Various news sources referred to the earlier debate at the JV or the Kids' Table debate.

Oh, the indignity of it all!

The good news out of last night's debate is that apparently no one showed up armed.  And they have the nerve to call themselves Republicans!

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Mega-Millionaire Update

by Pa Rock
Weak-Minded Lottery Victim

As reported here yesterday, some lucky person purchased last week's winning $25 million Mega Millions lottery ticket in my hometown of Noel, Missouri - and although that person still hasn't officially revealed himself, rumors are flying!

My former college roommate (who is also a former mayor of Noel and still lives in that fine little community) telephoned this morning and said that he heard from a friend that the winner was a Hispanic gentleman who has worked at the local poultry processing plant for twenty years.  That plant sits on land that is adjacent to the quick stop where the winning ticket was sold.  My friend also heard that the winner's wife has been suffering from some serious medical issues.

So it sounds as though the money will be going to someone who has a need for it - and that pleases me.

(I worked in that same poultry plant for four months back in early 1971 - from the time I graduated from college until I went in the army.   Working on as assembly line with headless, featherless chickens dripping cold water on my head all day every day was a humbling experience for a college graduate who was on the verge of becoming an officer in the United States Army.  It was also an experience that I will never forget.)

Congratulations to Noel's new millionaire.  I hope that you and your wife are able to survive the windfall and spend your days living in peace and contentment with great medical care!  After twenty years at the chicken plant, you certainly are deserving of a good life and a comfortable retirement!  Spend your time and your money wisely.

GOP's First Phony "Debate" of the Season Airs Tonight

by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

It won't be Lincoln and Douglas, and in fact it won't even meet most common definitions of a debate, but tonight will be the first collective appearance of the ten most popular GOP candidates who will take turns walking out their talking points in response to fairly softball questions from a panel of people posing as journalists.  There may be a few surprises in the process, though that seems unlikely as the responders and the questioners will all be focused on appearing intelligent and not making mistakes.  Chances are likely that the entire process will be sanitized and controlled to the point that no one's popularity needles move very much.

(Oh, if only there was a reality TV star in the mix to stir things up a bit!)

A train wreck on stage would be fun and make the whole evening infinitely more interesting.  And Republicans, being Republicans, always seem poised to run off of the rails.

The ten candidates who made the cut to be in tonight's show, apparently based on the most up-to-the-minute poll results, are:  Donald Trump, Jeb Bush, Scott Walker, Mike Huckabee, Ben Carson, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, Chris Christie, and John Kasich.  The Old Boys Club will be entirely represented by Old Boys because the only announced female candidate, failed Hewlett Packard CEO Carly Fiorina, did not make the cut.  Imagine that.  It's one thing to say that as a party you are pro-women, but quite another to give up a coveted debate spot to one of them.

In addition to Fiorina, the other six who were slighted by the process include Rick Perry, Little Ricky Santorum - who is literally 'frothing' over the injustice, Bobby Jindal, Lindsey Graham, George Pataki, and Jim Gilmore.

One of the more interesting political assaults in the week leading up to this first "debate" has come from Democrat Hillary Clinton who seems to be playing the Claire McCaskill game of choose-your-own-opponent.  Clinton has singled out Jeb Bush for a series of withering attacks in the last few days.  And Jeb, who is much like his awkward older brother, has committed a series of gaffes that just beg to be exploited. He has recently postulated, for instance, that our government may be spending too much money on women's health care.  Nice talk from a man likely to lead a party that is vehemently not conducting a war on women.

So it will be an interesting evening.  For my money, Donald Trump and Chris Christie will be the most likely to explode on stage, Ted Cruz and Scott Walker the most likely to forget themselves and give a Nazi hand salute, Rand Paul the most likely to light up a joint during a commercial break, and all ten are likely to invoke God at least once during their opening and closing remarks.  All will be opposed to abortions, unions, Obamacare, gay marriage, and the nuclear agreement with Iran.

But beyond that, who knows?  There may be room for a surprise or two - or a fistfight!  One can only hope!

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Lottery Lightening Strikes Noel, MIssouri

by Pa Rock
Noel Native Son

The Missouri Lottery announced yesterday evening that last Friday's winner in the multi-state Mega Millions game purchased his or her ticket at a convenience store in Noel, Missouri, my home town.  The prize of $25 million represents the first-ever Mega Millions grand prize win in the Show Me state.

Noel is situated in extreme southwestern Missouri (McDonald County) along the banks of the beautiful Elk River.  The main road coming into Noel is covered by beautiful limestone bluffs which hang out over the entire roadway.  Icicles cling to those bluffs in the winter months resulting in a gorgeous seasonal scene as well as a constant concern for motorists.  Today tourists come to Noel in the summers primarily to camp and canoe along Elk River and Indian Creek.

Noel has been known since the 1930's as "The Christmas City of the Ozarks," and each year thousands of people from around the country send their Christmas cards to Noel so that they can be stamped with a special "Christmas City" stamp.  The town is known for a train blast that occurred there in 1969 that killed one individual and leveled the center of the community.   It was also the scene of the infamous Noel bank robbery of 1989 in which the bank's president, Dan Short, was forced to open the bank and the vault after hours by brothers Shannon and Joseph Agofsky.  The Agofsky brothers later killed Short by chaining him to a chair and dropping him off of a bridge into the Grand Lake of the Cherokees in Oklahoma.

Noel's population in 2013 was 1,809.

The store where the winning ticket was sold is called Rio Alce -  which is Spanish for "Elk River."  That store was around when I first moved to Noel in 1958 at the age of ten.  Back then it was called the "Elk River Tobacco Store" and its primary business was selling liquor and gasoline.  There was a big influx of Hispanics from south Texas and Mexico in the 1990's who came to town to work in the local poultry processing plant.  That plant, now a facility of Tyson Foods, is located directly behind the Rio Alce store.

During the time that many Hispanics were moving to Noel, a young man named Genaro Salas with a young family arrived in town and bought the Elk River Tobacco Store renaming it Rio Alce.   He modernized the place, added a car wash, dance hall, and home cooked meals to go, and became an important member of the community.  Genaro helped to establish a soccer field for local youth, and he was later elected to the city council.  Genaro and his family truly represented the spirit and potential of the new Noel.

And now Noel may have a multimillionaire - depending on whether the person who bought the ticket lives there or was just passing through.  (I was last in the Rio Alce store this past April when I also bought a lottery ticket or two - but, alas, lottery lightening did not strike me!)  I hope that whoever did win that enormous pile of cash is deserving of their good fortune and uses the money, at least to some degree, to benefit their community.  Then he or she truly will be a winner - and so will the little town of Noel.

Good luck, whoever you are!

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Happy Birthday, President Obama!

by Pa Rock
Proud American

Today is the birthday of Barack Hussein Obama, my President and the leader of the free world.   Mr. Obama was born to a mixed race couple in Hawaii (a part of the United States of America) fifty-four years ago today, was raised as a resident of the world who occasionally bunked with his maternal grandparents - and went on become a lawyer and law professor, successful community organizer, and a very savvy politician.

Barack Obama felled two noteworthy political adversaries on his journey to the White House.  In 2008 he defeated Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination, and he easily beat Senator John McCain in the general election.  In 2012 Obama won re-election with a victory over former Governor Mitt (Bring me the royal etch-a-sketch!) Romney of Massachusetts.

Obama, unlike his predecessor, was comfortable surrounding himself with competent individuals and, as a result, was able to accomplish some notable achievements - despite the constant, unrelenting efforts by GOP members of Congress to sabotage any and everything that he supported.  The signature achievement of his first term was the Affordable Care Act, better known as "Obamacare."  Republicans have tried an astounding fifty-eight times to repeal the measure which provides millions of Americans with basic health care.  So far the dam has held, even with the new Republican majorities in both houses of Congress and a Supreme Court which leans dangerously to the right.

The high point of his second term in office appears, at this point, to be the treaty with Iran banning nuclear research and testing.  Here, too, Republicans have gone nuts, literally, with their efforts to obstruct this agreement - including sending a letter to the leaders of Iran signed by forty-two traitorous Senators telling them that the agreement would be unlikely to pass muster with Congress and wouldn't really mean much on the part of the United States.

The level of disrespect that our President has had to suffer is massive compared to that inflicted on any President within memory.  Even George Bush, a total incompetent, was cut some slack out of respect for the institution of the Presidency.  But there has been no slack for Obama.  The right-wing of the Republican Party has been in a frenzy for eight years screaming that Obama was not a citizen of the United States because he had been born "abroad," that he is a secret Muslim and therefore unfit to lead a "Christian" nation, that he has a secret agenda to take the guns of Americans, and that he is an enemy of Israel.  All of that, of course, is not true - and the primary angst that many Americans harbor toward the President appears to be more rooted in race than it is anything else.

To my way of thinking, the fact that Barack Hussein Obama drives the racists and tea-baggers absolutely crazy is just one more point in his favor!

Happy birthday, Mr. President.  Thank you for having the courage and strength to recognize what is good in America and to stand up for all of us.

The Encyclopedia: Wikipedia's Ancestor

by Pa Rock
Seeker of Knowledge

There was a time in our dark and remote past, before the advent of computers and the Internet, when seeking knowledge on a particular subject usually involved searching through a book - and more often than not, that book was an encyclopedia.

Do you remember encyclopedias?

Encyclopedias were multi-volumed sets of information on a very wide variety of topics.  The various entries in encyclopedias were written by experts in the field.  Those big sets of books were usually the first place that students would check when they needed to learn more about a particular topic.

Encyclopedias were often sold by door-to-door salesmen and paid for "on-time" in small monthly installments.  In some homes where learning was a priority, a set of encyclopedias might be the focal point of the den or family room, but people of more modest means had to visit the local library or school to gain access to these great stores of knowledge.

My family never owned a set of encyclopedias, but I remember when my mother brought home a new Webster's Dictionary when I was in third grade.  I was beside myself with joy.  It was a volume of knowledge that I ravenously consumed.

My little high school had three or four different sets of encyclopedias, and I would often content myself during study hall by pulling a volume from the shelf and sifting through the articles at random until the bell rang to go to the next class.  I'm sure that I learned as much from that activity as I did from some of my teachers.  The caliber of the library and the copyright date on the encyclopedias were two important aspects in judging the quality of a school.

A big drawback to encyclopedias was that the world was changing quickly and encyclopedias soon became outdated.  Most people felt they were fortunate to be able to own one set of encyclopedias in a lifetime, and certainly could not afford to purchase an updated set each year.  To meet the challenge of rapidly changing information, encyclopedia companies would publish "year books" annually to recap the knowledge that had been acquired during the previous year.  A family kept their base set of encyclopedias, and then added the year book annually - for a fee, of course.  Soon the set of year books would grow to be even larger than the set of encyclopedias.

Now, of course, we have Wikipedia, and various web search engines and dictionaries - and piles of information on practically anything is available on a computer screen in less than a millisecond.  Not surprisingly, most of the world's encyclopedias have found their way into landfills.  The change has been abrupt.  With the rise in computers, the growth of available information has risen so fast that even if printed encyclopedias were still in vogue, the amount of knowledge available to go on their pages would be unmanageable and unbindable.

Yesterday I came across a copy of The World Book Encyclopedia 1965 Year Book, and an afternoon of perusing its pages made me realize just how much I miss encyclopedias.  The 1965 edition contains a summary of news an events for 1964.  In its pages are listings of celebrities who died - goodbye Gracie Allen and Douglas MacArthur, history and highlights of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, politics - LBJ versus Barry Goldwater, a synopsis of the Warren Commission Report on the Assassination of President Kennedy, and even a special report by Pearl Buck on wise land use and sustainable farming.

The book was a proverbial walk down memory lane.  Six-hundred-and-thirty pages describing the year in which I was a sophomore in high school, indexed, easy to navigate, and fascinating to read.  It brought back memories not only of the world that was, but of the person I was then - that kid hunkered down in the library reading an article on aardvarks!

I remember encyclopedias, I miss them, and I wish I had a good set now.  I would love to spend this coming winter with a mug of hot coco, sitting by a warm fire, and working my way through the knowledge of the world volume by volume - even they are a bit out-of-date, like me!

Monday, August 3, 2015

Monday's Poetry: "Ode to the Yard Sale"

by Pa Rock
Poetry Appreciator

My son and I are on our fifth day of a yard sale, and I am just about sick of it.  Fortunately for me, Nick is doing most of the work.  Even so, it is fairly labor intensive for both of us:  getting things out each morning, replacing tags that have fallen off,  setting up artful displays to draw people in, answering questions, negotiating, putting things away in the evening.  Yard sales are perhaps the purest distillation of capitalism - the very core of the business process.

Nick is cleaning out a storage unit, one that he says is packed to the brim.  That makes for plenty stuff to display and peddle every day, so we have lots of repeat business.

The hardest part of having a sale like this is letting go of things that have been underfoot for decades, items that haven't been used since Carter was in office seem like tired old friends on the verge of disappearing forever.   That quarter will not have nearly the significance or sense of permanence that the old flowerpot did.    But the flowerpot had been gathering dust and cobwebs on a shelf for years and not getting to serve its intended function.    Perhaps in someone else's home it will proudly hold aloft a blooming geranium, or a begonia.  And the quarter?  Well, it's gone already.

Here is the poet, Gary Soto's, take on a yard sale.


Ode to the Yard Sale
by Gary Soto

A toaster,
A plate
Of pennies,
A plastic rose
Staring up
To the sky.
It's Saturday
And two friends,
Merchants of
The salvageable heart,
Are throwing
Things onto
The front lawn –
A couch, a beanbag,
A table to clip
Poodles on,
Drawers of
Potato mashers,
Spoons, knives
That signaled
To the moon
For help.
Rent is due
It's somewhere
On the lawn,
Somewhere among
The shirts we've 
Looked good in,
Taken off before
We snuggled up 
To breasts 
That almost made
Us gods.
It'll be a good
Day, because
There's much
To sell,
And the pitcher
Of water
Blue in the shade,
Clear in the
Light, with 
The much-handled
Scotch the color
Of leaves
Falling at our
Shoes, will
Get us through
The afternoon
Rush of old
Ladies, young women
On their way
To becoming nurses,
Bachelors of
The twice-dipped
Tea bag. It's an eager day:
Wind in the trees,
Laughter of 
Children behind
Fences. Surely
People will arrive
With handbags
And wallets,
To open up coffee
Pots and look
In, weigh pans
In each hand,
And prop hats
On their heads
And ask, "How do
I look?" (foolish
To most, 
Beautiful to us).
And so they
Come, poking
At the clothes,
Lifting salt
And pepper shakers
For their tiny music,
Thumbing through
Old magazines
For someone
They know,
As we sit with 
Our drinks
And grow sad
That the ashtray
Has been sold,
A lamp, a pillow,
The fry pans
That were action
Packed when
We cooked, those things
We threw so much
Love on, day
After day,
Sure they would mean something 
When it came
To this.

Sunday, August 2, 2015

Republicans Aim to "Fix" Society with Cops and Troops

by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

Reprehensible bully and Republican governor Chris Christie of New Jersey said this week that he would "cure" the diseased marijuana users of America with law enforcement.   Presumably the third-or-fourth-tier Republican presidential candidate would, if elected, correct the will of the voters in places like Colorado with federal police kicking in doors to enforce the more arcane federal statutes.   So much for the GOP religious tenet of states' rights.

Former Republican governor Mike Huckabee of Arkansas, a reprehensible religious bully, has recently indicated that he might use federal troops to end abortions in the United States, never mind that another branch of government, the United States Supreme Court, has said that the practice meets Constitutional muster and is legal.

Huckabee's open disdain for the Court puts one in mind of Andrew Jackson who famously said, after the Supreme Court had ruled that Indian lands in Georgia were protected by federal treaties, "John Marshsall (the Chief Justice) has made his decision, now let him enforce it."  President Jackson and the state of Georgia both proceeded to ignore the decision of the Court - Georgia stole the land and the newly discovered gold, and Jackson force-marched the dispossessed Cherokee off to Oklahoma along what became known as the "Trail of Tears."

Right now speaking out of their butts is just a phase that Republicans are going through, the try-to-be-more-outrageous-than-Donald-Trump phase.  It is also called the "primary" phase, the part of the campaign where it is okay, and even necessary, for Republicans to try and out-stupid each other as they fight to win the attention and support of the very basest of their base voters - the people who stockpile guns to protect themselves from their own government, and firmly believe that a straight, white, greedy Jesus is about to return to Earth and transport people like himself to Heaven.

Isn't it a blessing to know that we have leaders like Christie and Huckabee striving so hard to keep us on the road to redemption?  With leaders of their ilk in office, we will no longer be bothered with any of that free will stuff.   We can plan our lives according to how they feel we should live - or else.

Republicans truly are all about personal liberty - their own.  But when it comes to the personal liberty of others, bring on the cops!

Saturday, August 1, 2015

OMG! Brad Pitt Just Had Dinner at Ryan's!

by Pa Rock
Collector of Rumors

Most of us are familiar with urban legends, outrageous stories that many people swear are true, yet actual witnesses are never readily available.  I didn't see it, but my cousin's ex-wife's sister's yoga instructor was right there when it happened.  Yeah, right.

Urban legends aren't necessarily restricted to urban settings.

A couple of years ago when the local radio station began playing the syndicated show, Nights with Alice Cooper, two totally false stories quickly developed and spread throughout the area.  Some said that the famous rocker had bought a home on the lake in nearby Mountain Home, Arkansas, and was volunteering his time on the radio just for something to do.  Another story had it that Alice Cooper liked the area and was shopping for a home in West Plains.  Neither story was rooted in fact - the aging singer actually lives in the Phoenix vicinity and plays golf in Scottsdale on an almost daily basis - but still, people knew for a fact that Alice Cooper was here in the area.  No, they hadn't seen him personally, but everyone knew someone whose barber, or waitress, or mechanic - or one of their ex-in-laws - had seen the rock star cleaning out his gutters, mowing his lawn, or shopping for garden hose at Walmart.

And now, years later, that same little town, West Plains, Missouri, is having Brad Pitt sightings.

Brad Pitt grew up in Springfield, Missouri, a hundred miles up the road, where he attended Kickapoo High School  Chances are that he may have been in West Plains either participating in or watching some school activity while he was still at Kickapoo, but chances are nil that Brad is in West Plains this week for any reason.

But he's been seen!  Supposedly a movie is being made in town about a dance hall explosion that occurred here back in the 1930's.  Our noted local author, Daniel Woodrell (Winter's Bone) wrote a book on that explosion entitled The Maid's Version just last year.  And who is to say that since the famous writer has already had a major film made from one of his books (staring Oscar winner Jennifer Lawrence), that Brad Pitt might not be itching to take on a Woodrell work himself.  It just makes so much sense that the rumors have to be true - never mind that witnesses can't be found who have actually seen him here.

Like Alice Cooper's radio show, most urban legends have some basis in fact.  There is a movie being made in West Plains beginning next week - Tatterdemallion - the story of an abandoned child in the Ozarks.  My son, Tim, is the primary writer of the screenplay, and the director is Ramaa Mosely, a very successful movie and commercial director from the west coast.  It is a great story that should translate well to film - however, the budget is modest and Brad Pitt has no involvement in the project whatsoever.

But still the rumors persist.

A friend told me - for a fact - that Brad had been in town for the past ten days and that he had been seen swimming in the pool of a local motel - and it wasn't even one of the better motels!  Then the friend capped off his nonsense with this gem:  Brad Pitt had been seen in town last night having dinner at Ryan's!

Hell, I won't even eat at Ryans!

There wasn't any mention of Angie, so I assume she must be home with the kids!