by Pa Rock
Rumor Masseuse
Trump's America gets its news from the right-wing outlet, Fox, and the American left is more comfortable taking its talking points from sources like National Public Radio and MSNBC - and, in particular, that network's Rachel Maddow Show. But I don't have access to cable television, so I listen to National Public Radio and supplement what I hear there with things that I discover while plowing the fertile fields of Twitter. And while the things that I unearth on Twitter may not always be true, such as almost all of the tweets of Donald John Trump, what I find on Twitter that catches my eye is often maliciously funny and well worth repeating nonetheless.
Yesterday there was a story "trending" on Twitter regarding a character referred to as "Lady G." Lady G is supposedly a well known Republican US Senator - a confirmed bachelor with effeminate mannerisms - who has for years denied being gay and has worked diligently to make the lives of LGBQT Americans more difficult and with fewer rights. And while many suspected this senator of being a self-serving hypocrite, there was no hard evidence to prove his cowardly hypocrisy.
Some have even suggested that the senator's abrupt changes in position on certain issues and individuals might be a sign that he is being blackmailed over his barely secret sexual orientation by prominent American and/or international leaders.
But now, according to Twitter, the lid may be about to blow off of this senator's simmering saucepan of sexual desire. Tweeps who are supposedly in the know report that a large group of male hookers in the Washington, DC, area who have had lusty liaisons with the randy Republican lawmaker are actively searching for ways to break the non-disclosure agreements that he has had each of them sign over the years in which he has enjoyed their services. That the group apparently plans to step forward - en masse - and "out" the lascivious lout, a doxy they have long referred to among themselves as "Lady G."
If that happens, Lady G will not only be the subject of many close-ups, she will undoubtedly also be singing the blues!
Better stand. back, Girl. Your closet door is about to get kicked in!
Rumor Masseuse
Trump's America gets its news from the right-wing outlet, Fox, and the American left is more comfortable taking its talking points from sources like National Public Radio and MSNBC - and, in particular, that network's Rachel Maddow Show. But I don't have access to cable television, so I listen to National Public Radio and supplement what I hear there with things that I discover while plowing the fertile fields of Twitter. And while the things that I unearth on Twitter may not always be true, such as almost all of the tweets of Donald John Trump, what I find on Twitter that catches my eye is often maliciously funny and well worth repeating nonetheless.
Yesterday there was a story "trending" on Twitter regarding a character referred to as "Lady G." Lady G is supposedly a well known Republican US Senator - a confirmed bachelor with effeminate mannerisms - who has for years denied being gay and has worked diligently to make the lives of LGBQT Americans more difficult and with fewer rights. And while many suspected this senator of being a self-serving hypocrite, there was no hard evidence to prove his cowardly hypocrisy.
Some have even suggested that the senator's abrupt changes in position on certain issues and individuals might be a sign that he is being blackmailed over his barely secret sexual orientation by prominent American and/or international leaders.
But now, according to Twitter, the lid may be about to blow off of this senator's simmering saucepan of sexual desire. Tweeps who are supposedly in the know report that a large group of male hookers in the Washington, DC, area who have had lusty liaisons with the randy Republican lawmaker are actively searching for ways to break the non-disclosure agreements that he has had each of them sign over the years in which he has enjoyed their services. That the group apparently plans to step forward - en masse - and "out" the lascivious lout, a doxy they have long referred to among themselves as "Lady G."
If that happens, Lady G will not only be the subject of many close-ups, she will undoubtedly also be singing the blues!
Better stand. back, Girl. Your closet door is about to get kicked in!
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