Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Don't believe in God? You are not alone.

by Pa Rock
Pernicious Provocateur

The National Rifle Association has barely had time to mop up after its week of licentious behavior and public urination and vomiting in downtown Phoenix when the Valley of Hell has to begin preparing for another big-time conclave. This time it's the humanists who are headed into town - well actually humanists, atheists, and agnostics. The American Humanist Association will be having its 68th Annual Conference in Tempe on June 5-8.

The Phoenix area is a hotbed of racism and snarling Christianity - and proud of it! The arrival of all of these godless perverts and intellectuals is guaranteed to drive our hate-mongering, gun-toting, white Christians even more nuts than they already are. (It's probably fortunate that the humanist convention did not overlap with the NRA's hooker fest!)

And just to spit in the eyes of our local pious populace, the humanists will be unveiling a large billboard at a yet-to-be-disclosed busy location. The message: "Don't believe in God? You are not alone."

Stay tuned for updates. This is going to be more fun than a ringside seat at the cage fights!


Phillipia said...

How come Tempe AZ gets all the fun???

Pa Rock's Ramble said...

Arizona in the summer. I think they want to get a taste of Hell - just in case!

xobekim said...

Well I'll be damned! Thought the illusive Humanist was only a figmemt of Bible Thumper's imagination. Heard of them often enough. Never really seen one though, let alone a whole convention.

Can you imagine the carnage if Scott Roeder was still on the loose?

Pa Rock's Ramble said...

Unfortunately, people like Scott Roeder are as ubiquitous in American society as guns - or cockroaches. Get rid of one, and ten more rush to take his place.