by Pa Rock
Form Filler
Form Filler
My plan is to retire on February 28th, 2014, and
to begin drawing federal retirement and social security the following
month. To my naive way of thinking,
that ought to be as simple as giving my supervisor two weeks’ notice and then
cleaning out my desk on the last day.
Forget that!
Forget that!
Social security is a process, but one that looks like it can
be tackled and completed during a couple of quiet hours at the keyboard. The federal retirement system, however, is another
species of animal entirely. The retirement
package is literally dozens of pages in length, confusing and/or contradictory
instructions for filling out each segment of each form, and requests for
obscure attachments – some of which should have been maintained by the folks at
the retirement system. It will literally
take weeks to prepare, then the materials must be submitted for an initial
evaluation, and then, if the federal employees are back at work, someone will
contact the applicant – me – with a list of corrections and further demands.
The government can put a worker on furlough status by
issuing one poorly written form letter, but when the worker wants to leave it’s
a whole different story!
I told my friend, Glinda, how frustrated I was with the
process. She replied, “Rocky, it’s like
eating an elephant. Just take it one
bite at a time.”
So for the next couple of months I will be sitting at the
kitchen table in the evenings, keyboard at the ready, slowly chewing the fat
and plodding through the forms – item by tedious item.
Once I learn this process, I'm wondering if it might form the basis of a retirement business. I could call it "Elephant Eaten Here."
So much elephant - so little time!
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