X's Daddy

 

by Pa Rock

Citizen Journalist

Yesterday the man who has near total control of the US government took his young son, X, to the White House to watch Daddy's gibberish-speaking ape, Old Flatterpuss, sign executive orders that gave Daddy even more power over the government and the lives of all Americans.

It's great to be rich, hog-nasty rich, the guy with more money in his wallet than most people have in their retirement plans, and X's daddy is that guy.   X's daddy already has the most money of anyone in the whole world, but he wants more.   Right now Daddy's money is stacked in "billions," but soon he will have enough to stack it in "trillions."  Daddy's money is what makes him happy.

X's daddy knows that he is going to make lots more money soon because he is a government contractor, a person whose companies sell goods and services to the government.  Last year Daddy bought control of the United States government for the bargain price of just $288 million.  Now he has the ability to say how the agencies and departments of government award contracts and spend their money.  Daddy says he is "the fox in the henhouse," whatever that means.

X enjoyed his day at the White House, but he would have rather been outside playing in the snow.  His daddy has forgotten how much fun it is to play in the snow.