Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Stormy Gets Her Game On!

by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

Donald Trump is a braggart, a blowhard, and a compulsive liar who never - NEVER - misses an opportunity to disparage and demean others - especially if those others happen to be female.  In Trump's world, any woman who fails to fawn over his bloated body is suddenly singled out by him as fat, ugly, or bearing some resemblance to a farmyard animal.   He infamously feuded with comedian Rosie O'Donnell for years, and he has also hurled insults at the likes of Cher and Meryl Streep.  To Trump's way of thinking, women who won't throw themselves at him are deeply flawed - and ugly to boot.

It would be hard to stand up to the man who holds the most powerful office in the world, and doubly so if that man was a loud and insufferable moron who felt at ease in saying anything that crossed his mind - a man who was always on Twitter and had the constant attention of the world's press corps.  Fighting back against a bully who packed that much power would require a Herculean effort, and perhaps especially so for someone whose gender had been regarded as second-class for much of the history of the world.

Most women instinctively understood their powerlessness in standing up to a wind machine like Donald John Trump.

But now Trump may have met his match - and the person delivering the punches to his ego is . . . a woman!

Stormy Daniels, a stripper and porn star who claims to have had a sexual relationship with Trump back about the time his third and current wife, Melania, was giving birth to the couple's son, Barron, has been involved in legal proceedings and somewhat of a public brawl with Trump for the past several months as she struggles to free herself from one of his infamous "nondisclosure" agreements.  She would like to make a profit off of that relationship, and Donald would like to keep her quiet even as he lathers her in several coatings of his pungent invective.  Recently Stormy got well under Trump's skin by publicly describing his penis - in less than "presidential" terms.

It's almost like they were married.

Yesterday Donald Trump, who may have been suffering from an attack of gas, found himself with  the time and energy to bang out a dozen tweets - almost nonstop - and one of those tweets zeroed in on Stormy Daniels:

"'Federal Judge throws out Stormy Daniels lawsuit versus Trump.  Trump's is entitled to full legal fees."  @FoxNews.  Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas.  She will confirm the letter she signed.  She knows nothing about me, a total con!"

To which the fearless Ms. Daniels replied, also via a tweet:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president.  In addition to his . . . umm . . . shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN!  And perhaps a penchant for bestiality.  Game on, Tiny."

Game on, indeed - and it looks as though Fat Boy may have finally met his match!  Break out the popcorn because this is gonna be good!

Trump, you're up.

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