Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Hooker Alert: Charlotte to Host 2020 GOP Convention

by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

In a move that shouldn't have surprised anyone, yesterday the Republican National Committee announced that Charlotte, North Carolina, would host its 2020 national convention.  That announcement was predictable because Charlotte was the only city in the United States that actively pursued the convention - and, according to some reports, its efforts to secure the spectacle were half-hearted at best.  The conclave of Republicans in 2020 to re-nominate Donald Trump was a gathering that almost nobody wanted.

The Republicans will meet August 24-27, more than a full month after the Democratic Convention in a city yet to be determined.

The good news for Donald Trump is that he owns Trump National Charlotte, a golf resort that his organization calls "the most beautiful Club in North Carolina."  The resort is actually located about thirty minutes from Charlotte, a distance that will allow him to luxuriate in his own private Xanadu, far from that MAGA throngs as they puke and urinate in every alley and hotel hallway across the once proud city of Charlotte.

Any profits that the city might have hoped to pocket from the hillbilly fest will probably be lost in clean-up costs.  The hookers, however, can expect to make a killing - these are Republicans, after all!

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