Divorce Courts are being Clogged by Bible-Thumpers from Congress

by Pa Rock

Citizen Journalist

As someone who has been there and done that, twice no less, I understand that divorce is a very painful process and one that should be kept as private as possible for a multitude of reasons.  But as someone who has taken abuse from phony moral arbiters, I also recognize that sometimes it is damned hard to sit on the sidelines and hold your tongue when the people suddenly seeking divorces are the same jackasses who have spent countless hours telling the rest of us how to live our lives!

I am, of course, rattling on about two current members of Congress, both of whom are known as Bible-thumping, gun-toting "Christians," and both of whom are now ending long-term marriages to the fathers of their children.  Both also profess fealty and adoration to a thrice-married, twice-divorced former President whose current wife, a former underwear model, oversaw the decimation of Jacqueline Kennedy's White House Rose Garden.

But praise Jesus and pass the beans because both of these politicians have taken the initiative and are fixing themselves and their situations. Soon the world will once again be all sunshine and bluebirds, and then they can go back to telling us lesser beings how to live our lives - whether we want them to or not.  

Best of everything in your new lives, ladies.  Please use them to focus on yourselves - and give the rest of us a break!