Where's Clarence?

 

by Pa Rock

Citizen Journalist

John Roberts, the Chief Justice of the United States, reported last Sunday that the Court's senior Associate Justice, Clarence Thomas, had been hospitalized in Washington, DC, with "flu-like symptoms," and that he would be back to work in a couple of days.  Apparently Justice Thomas did not show up for work this entire week, and his current status and location remain unclear.

Enquiring minds, like those of the citizens of the United States of America who pay his salary and live their lives bounded by the constraints established by Justice Thomas and his eight cohorts as they interpret law and decide cases, want to know where their employee is and what type of physical shape he is in.

Justice Thomas, are you battling the flu?  Or COVID?  (If it's COVID, I have contacts at the local feed store who could fix you up with a deal on bulk Ivermectin - and don't overlook the healing powers of Clorox!)  Or are you just holed up somewhere waiting on the news cycles regarding your wife's bizarre text messages to run their course?  (The wife of a Supreme Court Justice talking about "the Biden crime family" and encouraging the Chief of Staff to the President to "release the Kraken!"  She must be a real hoot at the breakfast table!)

Sincere best wishes to  you, Justice Clarence Thomas, wherever you are, for a speedy recovery and a quick retirement move to Florida.

Don't make us fire you!