Wednesday, August 25, 2021

Cuomo's Dog Deserves Better


by Pa Rock
Evangelist in Training

New York's most recent governor, Andrew Cuomo, who was forced to resign and leave office a couple of days ago amid a barrage of sexual misconduct allegations made by current and former staff members, apparently created one more media firestorm as he exited the Governor's Mansion in Albany on Monday evening.   Cuomo was overheard asking staff members if anyone would like to keep his faithful dog, Captain.

While it was generally well known that Andrew Cuomo has the bent moral compass of a Donald Trump or a Bill Clinton, what wasn't public knowledge was that he was using his beautiful German Shepherd as a political fashion statement, something akin to what Paris Hilton used to do with her chihuahua.

Well, IMHO, the state of New York and Cuomo's dog both deserve better than that with which they had been stuck.  Governor Kathy Hochul is a fresh and vibrant political breeze blowing into Albany and across the Empire State, and Captain is a far better canine than his previous "owner" is a human being.

I am hopeful that Captain is settling into a kind and loving home by now, but on the off chance that no one stepped forward to claim the noble creature, call me and I will come get him.  He can run and play to his heart's content at The Roost and be secure in the knowledge that Pa Rock isn't trying to win anybody's vote!

Be safe and be happy, Captain.  You deserve so much better than what you have had!

And if by chance you ever come across your previous owner, lift up that hind leg and give him a big, wet salute for me!

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