by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist
I am loathe to admit this, but I really, really have missed Michele Bachmann. Ever since the Minnesota congresswoman retired from politics in January of 2015, the national discourse has suffered from the loss of her absurd pronouncements and hate speech veiled in religious twaddle. But now, praise the GOP white Jesus, she's back!
And she's just as daft as ever!
This past week Ms. Bachmann was a guest on a conservative "Christian" radio program called "Understanding the Times" where, among other things, she claimed that Barack Obama had ordered the military to "recruit" transgender members, and the prattled on about how expensive it was to provide gender reassignment surgery to those troops. Fortunately, from Michele's point of view, Donald Trump (who never served a day in the military himself) was elected and able resolve the military's transgender problems - by summarily tossing those patriots out of the service.
Bachmann is the wife of "Dr." Marcus Bachmann, a "psychologist" who has practiced "conversion therapy" with his LGBT patients. She is also a past member of Trump's "evangelical advisory board," a group of twenty-five or so television hucksters and religious pickpockets like Kenneth and Gloria Copeland, Ralph Reed, James Dobson, and Jerry Falwell, Jr (presumably without his pool boy).
Michele Bachmann continued to puff Trump in the radio interview by also touting his support for Israel and labeling him as "highly biblical." She expounded:
Donald Trump: biblical and godly? Somewhere Jesus is weeping.
But Pa Rock is smiling, happy in the knowledge that the Republican Party has not lost its moral compass after all!
Hey, Michele, is Melania "biblical" and "godly," too? And what about the two wives Donald Trump divorced - and Stormy Freaking Daniels? Are they biblical and godly as well? And how about the Russian hookers at the pee party? Were they offering up some sort of kinky baptismal service?
Enquiring minds want to know!
Citizen Journalist
I am loathe to admit this, but I really, really have missed Michele Bachmann. Ever since the Minnesota congresswoman retired from politics in January of 2015, the national discourse has suffered from the loss of her absurd pronouncements and hate speech veiled in religious twaddle. But now, praise the GOP white Jesus, she's back!
And she's just as daft as ever!
This past week Ms. Bachmann was a guest on a conservative "Christian" radio program called "Understanding the Times" where, among other things, she claimed that Barack Obama had ordered the military to "recruit" transgender members, and the prattled on about how expensive it was to provide gender reassignment surgery to those troops. Fortunately, from Michele's point of view, Donald Trump (who never served a day in the military himself) was elected and able resolve the military's transgender problems - by summarily tossing those patriots out of the service.
Bachmann is the wife of "Dr." Marcus Bachmann, a "psychologist" who has practiced "conversion therapy" with his LGBT patients. She is also a past member of Trump's "evangelical advisory board," a group of twenty-five or so television hucksters and religious pickpockets like Kenneth and Gloria Copeland, Ralph Reed, James Dobson, and Jerry Falwell, Jr (presumably without his pool boy).
Michele Bachmann continued to puff Trump in the radio interview by also touting his support for Israel and labeling him as "highly biblical." She expounded:
"And I would say to your listeners we will, in all likelihood, never see a more godly, biblical president in our lifetimes, so we need to be not only praying for him; we need to support him."
Donald Trump: biblical and godly? Somewhere Jesus is weeping.
But Pa Rock is smiling, happy in the knowledge that the Republican Party has not lost its moral compass after all!
Hey, Michele, is Melania "biblical" and "godly," too? And what about the two wives Donald Trump divorced - and Stormy Freaking Daniels? Are they biblical and godly as well? And how about the Russian hookers at the pee party? Were they offering up some sort of kinky baptismal service?
Enquiring minds want to know!
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