Sunday, December 26, 2010

Poor Arizona Just Can't Catch a Break!

by Pa Rock
Arizona Escapee

Arizona's cadre of oddballs is about to grow by one.   Jan Brewer, Joe Arpaio, Ben Quayle, Russell Pearce, John McCain, and J.T. Ready will soon have to scrunch over to allow yet another vacuous celebrity to soak up some of their precious time in front of the cameras.  Bristol Palin is headed to Sand Land!

That's right.  According to press reports, Sarah Palin's once promiscuous eldest daughter, Bristol, has bought a five-bedroom home in Maricopa County with some of the money that she was given for stumbling around the stage on Dancing with the Stars.  At this time it is unclear whether she will be a snowbird who just likes to winter in the sun, or actually take up permanent residence on her very own little patch of scorched earth.

The good news, at least for Ben Quayle, is that she is only twenty, and he will be able to serve three terms before she is old enough to challenge him for his seat in Congress.   But, she will be old enough to challenge Joe Arpaio (who will be eighty) when he runs for re-election as Sheriff of Maricopa County in two years.  Wouldn't that be fun!

Welcome to Arizona, Bristol.  You will fit right in!

1 comment:

Don said...

Bristol bought the place for $172K. The place was built for $330K a few years ago. Looks like the baby grizzly is learning how to chow down on misfortune at an early age. Perhaps a career in Wall Street awaits!