by Pa Rock
Holiday Glutton
Not everyone appreciates fruitcake, I understand that, but I have always been a fan of the festive holiday staple. While others stay busy re-gifting fruitcakes so they won't get stuck with one over the holidays, I am always happy when one makes its way to my doorstep. If I get it, I keep it. The fruitcake stops with me!
There is a monastery secluded in the Ozark foothills about fifty miles from where I live that is internationally famous for the baking and selling of fruitcakes on a year-round basis. The monks from the abbey produce a quality fruitcake that makes its way to some of the world's finest holiday tables - as well as to the tables of many ordinary people who enjoy sampling the better things in life.
My life has been a merry assortment of cheap fruitcakes, but this year I decided to give my taste buds a gift and order a cake from the monastery - my first - and as I was going to all of the effort of placing an order anyway, it was no extra trouble to order one for each of my kids while I was at it. They arrived the week before Christmas, and I cut into mine on Christmas Day.
As I pulled the lid from the attractive tin, the first thing to hit my senses was a strong, and not unpleasant, odor of alcohol. Thankfully I had given up smoking decades ago, and last year I traded in the old gas range with the pilot lights for a new electrical model, so there was no bothersome holiday explosion, but nevertheless upon getting a good whiff of the cake, one of my first thoughts was of Robert Duvall's iconic line from "Acopalypse Now" about loving the smell of napalm in the morning!
Then I tried the cake, and it was is delicious. One small slice left me feeling warm and relaxed, and after the second slice I was firmly planted on the couch like a big potted ficus - hoping some kind soul would come by and water me!
There was a flyer included with the two-pound fruitcake saying that it had a shelf life of two years and would do just fine in the refrigerator for up to a year if I kept it wrapped and in the tin. A year - hah - like that will happen!
Many thanks to the Cistercian Monks of Assumption Abbey in Ava, Missouri, for making my Christmas special! You guys make and bake a really great fruitcake!
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