by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist
For the past few days I have been staying at a residence which is outfitted with cable television, something that I do not have in my own home. Over the years that I have been without a television service, I had begun to forget just how terrible it is - but now I remember. In fact, it is even worse now than it was back when I cut the cord. I guess we have Donald Trump and American Nazis to thank for that.
Last night as I was sitting at the computer going over the day's news, the television set was droning in the background set to some "news" channel. All at once my attention was captured by an obvious political commercial in which individual people were thanking Trump for various things - accomplishments which they apparently deemed were fulfillments of his promise to "make America great again." At the end of the silly diatribe a little girl thanked Trump for "letting us say 'Merry Christmas' again," with the obvious inference being that the black family who used to live in the White House were Satanists and had tried to kill Christmas.
So Christmas is saved, praise Jesus, and we can now proudly say "Merry Christmas" instead of being forced to hear that communist drivel of "Happy Holidays." Christmas is saved and we have Donald John Trump to thank for it - a man who has never intentionally performed an act of Christian charity or done anything in his entire life that could be cloaked in the term "Christian."
But "Merry Christmas" and "Praise Trump" and never forget that black people in the White House should stay in the servants' quarters where they belong. Don't expect to find Trump in the White House basking in his Christian afterglow, however, because he is in Florida playing golf, grabbing pussy, and bragging to his friends how he has just made them a lot richer! Those are Trump's values, Christians - and like Dorian Gray's portrait, he is the unflinching reflection of the people who elected him.
Keep stuffing that fast food in your pie hole, Donald, and washing it down with Diet Cokes - and perhaps one day your gluttony will inadvertently make America great again.
God save Robert Mueller and the United States of America!
Citizen Journalist
For the past few days I have been staying at a residence which is outfitted with cable television, something that I do not have in my own home. Over the years that I have been without a television service, I had begun to forget just how terrible it is - but now I remember. In fact, it is even worse now than it was back when I cut the cord. I guess we have Donald Trump and American Nazis to thank for that.
Last night as I was sitting at the computer going over the day's news, the television set was droning in the background set to some "news" channel. All at once my attention was captured by an obvious political commercial in which individual people were thanking Trump for various things - accomplishments which they apparently deemed were fulfillments of his promise to "make America great again." At the end of the silly diatribe a little girl thanked Trump for "letting us say 'Merry Christmas' again," with the obvious inference being that the black family who used to live in the White House were Satanists and had tried to kill Christmas.
So Christmas is saved, praise Jesus, and we can now proudly say "Merry Christmas" instead of being forced to hear that communist drivel of "Happy Holidays." Christmas is saved and we have Donald John Trump to thank for it - a man who has never intentionally performed an act of Christian charity or done anything in his entire life that could be cloaked in the term "Christian."
But "Merry Christmas" and "Praise Trump" and never forget that black people in the White House should stay in the servants' quarters where they belong. Don't expect to find Trump in the White House basking in his Christian afterglow, however, because he is in Florida playing golf, grabbing pussy, and bragging to his friends how he has just made them a lot richer! Those are Trump's values, Christians - and like Dorian Gray's portrait, he is the unflinching reflection of the people who elected him.
Keep stuffing that fast food in your pie hole, Donald, and washing it down with Diet Cokes - and perhaps one day your gluttony will inadvertently make America great again.
God save Robert Mueller and the United States of America!
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