Epstein Conspiracy Nuts No Longer Welcome in MAGA

 

by Pa Rock

Citizen Journalist

Welp, it's finally happened.  Don Trump has begun to turn on his faithful, starting with the poor slobs who insist in keeping Trump's former close friend, child sex predator Jeffrey Epstein, in the news. At first it was kind of fun, Trump egging them on with tantalizing hints of secret government files on Epstein that would expose the depravity and criminality of some of America's richest and most powerful - and especially powerful Democrats like the Clintons - and if you elected Trump he would make those records public.

Yeah, right.

With all those elusive hints and promises, however, there was also an underlying current of doubt because of the long history of social ties between Trump and Epstein.

But on June 5th of this year former Trump buddy Elon Musk, who had fallen out of favor with the Sultan of Mar-a-Lago, pulled the curtain back on the whole Epstein mess and showed America why Trump was not releasing the Epstein files as he had said he would during the campaign.  In a tweet on Musk's "X" social media platform, the petulant little billionaire said:

"Time to drop the really big bomb:

@realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files.  That is the real reason that they have not been made public.  

Have a nice day, DJT!"

The feud between Musk and Trump has heated and cooled multiple times during the intervening six weeks, but public interest in the Epstein files began escalating last week when the Justice Department announced that Epstein had no "client List" and that nothing further would be released from the elusive and hallowed files on the pedophile who had taken his own life wbile in federal custody in 2019 while Trump was President. US Attorney General Pam Bondi, a Trump appointee and the head of the Justice Department, had told Fox News (her former employer) in February that the Epstein files, including a client list, was on her desk awaiting her personal review before it would ultimately be released to the public.

That promise went unfulfilled , and many MAGA loyalists and influencers were angered at the government's change of heart on sharing Epstein information with the curious public.

Trump tried several distractions to move attention away from Epstein during the past week, but the furor over the broken promise began to escalate.  Elon Musks, smelling blood in the water, went back to tweeting about it, and Trump became angrier and angrier that he was at the center of a narrative which he could not control.

Yesterday Don Trump had had enough!  Here is the crap post that Trump coughed up onto his social media platform, Truth Social.  (Warning:  the mental health symptomatology in the post is staggering!):

"The Radical Left Democrats have his pay dirt, again!  Just like with the FAKE and fully discredited Steele Dossier, the lying 51 "Intelligence" Agents, the Laptop from Hell which the Dems swore had come from Russia (No, it came from Hunter Biden's bathroom!), and even the Russia, Russia, Russia Scam itself, a totally fake and made up story used to hide Crooked Hillary Clinton's big loss in the 2016 Presidential Election, these Scams and Hoaxes are all the Democrats are good at - It's all they have - They are no good at governing, no good at policy, and no good at picking winning candidates.  Also, unlike Republicans they stick together like glue.  Their new SCAM is what we will forever call the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax, and my PAST supporters have bought into this "bullshit," hook, line, and sinker.  They haven't learned their lesson, and probably never will, even after being conned by the Lunatic Left for 8 long years.  I have had more success in 6 months than perhaps any President in our Country's history, and all these people want to talk about, with strong prodding by the Fake News and success starved Dems, is the Jeffrey Epstein Hoax.  Let these weaklings continue forward and do the Democrats work, don't even think about talking of our incredible and unprecedented success, because I don't want their support anymore.  Thank you for your attention to this matter.  MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

So there you have it, MAGAts.   You can wallow forever in Epstein conspiracies or you can spend eternity in adoration of Donald Trump - but you can't have it both ways.   You either forget about Epstein, or you are out of the club!

The good news is that you are apparently still welcome to spend your money on Trump merchandise!