Friday, September 20, 2024
Things Get Weird in North Carolina
Thursday, September 19, 2024
Killer Pagers
Wednesday, September 18, 2024
McAlister's Deli Comes to West Plains!
Tuesday, September 17, 2024
Missouri Senate Race Shaping Up to be Closer than Expected
"I’ll be honest: I’ve been ready to defeat Josh Hawley since January 6th, 2021.
He totally disgraced my home state that day… raising his fist because he wanted to look strong, and then running away like a little coward out the back door.
But Josh Hawley has done a lot more than just that to embarrass Missouri over the years, stuff you probably wouldn’t even believe.
Hawley himself played a major role in overturning Roe V. Wade — he even bragged about it! He backs the total abortion ban in Missouri, co-sponsored a national abortion ban, and is a pioneer of the legal movement threatening access to IVF and birth control nationwide.
Hawley forced Missouri taxpayers to cover his legal bills after he broke the law — $250,000, in this economy! He’s refused to invest a single dollar in Missouri, instead spending all his time writing stuff like his “Manhood” self-help book.
It’s just shameful."
"Now let’s talk about why Josh Hawley is so vulnerable.
Hawley famously popped popcorn in his dorm room to gleefully watch the invasion of Iraq and then claimed a decade later to have opposed the war.
And since he’s represented Missouri in the U.S. Senate, he’s also become known as a desperately anti-union scab who is self-consciously obsessed with manhood.
From blocking defense nominations to voting against health care for veterans exposed to burn pits, Hawley has put his personal politics ahead of national security and the needs of military families. And he’s used his office to build a family business dedicated to restricting abortion access nationwide as his allies in Jefferson City enacted one of the nation’s most extreme abortion bans.
Now with five years under Hawley’s belt in the U.S. Senate, Missourians don’t like what they’ve seen.
Approval polling from Morning Consult shows that Hawley has the lowest approval of any GOP senator running for reelection in 2024, lower than Sens. Ted Cruz of Texas and Rick Scott of Florida. And even his mentor, Missouri’s former U.S. Sen. John Danforth, has called backing Hawley the “worst mistake I ever made.”
Donald Trump recently commented on Hawley’s race too — “So interesting that the Democrats are looking hard at the Senate races in both Missouri and Texas. Josh and Ted must be very careful, stranger things have happened!!!”
Hawley is vulnerable, and everyone knows it. The proof is in his rapidly changing election-season rhetoric, Republicans in Washington fretting about their draconian abortion bans across the country, and Hawley’s billionaire allies launching a new pro-Hawley super PAC right after Lucas entered the race."
Monday, September 16, 2024
Saying You Hate Taylor Swift Probably Isn't Smart Politics
"She (Kamala Harris) fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them. I think she is a steady-handed, gifted leader, and I believe we can accomplish so much more in this country if we are led by calm and not chaos."
Sunday, September 15, 2024
Ignoramus Vows to Deport Haitians "Back" to Venezuela
"We are going to do large deportations from Springfield, Ohio, large deportations. We're going to get these people out. We're bringing them back to Venezuela."
Saturday, September 14, 2024
The Political Clout of Sarah Palin
Friday, September 13, 2024
Misogynistic Pigs
"Fine Taylor, you win . . . I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life."
Thursday, September 12, 2024
Wanda Sykes: Thirty Words on American Education
"Until a drag queen walks into a school and beats eight kids to death with a copy of 'To Kill a Mockingbird,' I think you're focusing on the wrong shit."
Wednesday, September 11, 2024
Harris Scores Big Win at Debate
- Kamala Harris stayed calm and in control throughout the debate, while Donald Trump's mood rose and dropped like some overworked carnival ride. Harris ignored quite a bit of Trump's malarkey, but he would not let any statement of hers go unchallenged, always blustering objections and insisting on the last word. I heard on the news this morning that he managed to speak more than five minutes more than she did, not an insignificant amount of time in a debate that was only ninety minutes long.
- Harris remained respectful and usually addressed her opponent by his name or his former title. Trump, on the other hand, relegated the Vice President to pronouns like "she" and "her," and declined to address his opponent by her name or office even once during the debate. He came across as loud, brash, and disrespectful - with a dollop of misogyny thrown in for good measure.
- Donald Trump said some of the funnier things of the night, though he likely did not intend for them to be taken as humorous. When Harris said that Trump was not respected by world leaders, and he shot back that he had been praised by Hungarian Prime Minister (and autocratic strongman) Viktor Orban, I laughed out loud. Out of a literal world of possible examples, he reached straight to the bottom of the political barrel and came up with Orban! And then there was the bit where Trump, who famously does not even like dogs, dredged up the thoroughly debunked internet fable that immigrants in Springfield, Ohio, are eating dogs and other family pets. Not funny - but so damned funny! Or when
RamboTrump said he "took a bullet to the head" because of Democratic rhetoric, or when he said President Biden hates his Vice President because she helped force him out of office. One laugh line after another! Donald Trump lies faster than most people can talk - and he can be so damned funny!
Tuesday, September 10, 2024
Hit the Road, Flo!
"Florence ______ died without family by her side due to burnt bridges and a wake of destruction left in her path, Florence did not want an obituary or anyone including family to know she died. That's because even in death she wanted those she terrorized to still be living in fear and looking over their shoulders. So, this isn't so much an obituary but more of a public service announcement."
Monday, September 9, 2024
Good Place to Park a Boat for the Winter
"It's a very important issue. But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers I'm talking about, that, because, look, child care is child care. It's something you know you have to have it, in this country you have to have it. But when you talk about those numbers compared to the type of numbers I'm talking about by taxing foreign nations at levels they're not used to, but they'll get used to it very quickly. - and it's not going to stop them from doing business with us, but they'll have a very substantial tax when they send products into our country."
"She destroyed the city of San Francisco, it's - and I own a big building there - it's no - I shouldn't talk about this but that's OK I don't give a damn because this is what I'm doing. I should say it's the finest city in the world - sell and get the hell out of there, right? But I can't do that. I don't care, you know? I lost billions of dollars, billions of dollars. You know, somebody said, 'What do you think you lost?' I said, 'Probably two, three billion. That's OK, I don't care.' They say, 'You think you'd do it again?' And that's the least of it. Nobody. They always say, I don't know if you know. Lincoln was horribly treated. Uh, Jefferson was pretty horribly. Andrew Jackson they say was the worst of all, that he was treated worse than any other president. I said, 'Do that study again, because I think there's nobody close to Trump.' I even got shot! And who the hell knows where that came from, right?"
Sunday, September 8, 2024
Rush Limbaugh's Cousin Rules Against Missouri Abortion Amendment
Saturday, September 7, 2024
A Drawback to Voting by Mail
"Hey, what are you doing? You can't vote for her. We're Trump voters!"
Friday, September 6, 2024
Parental Responsibility 101: Father of School Shooter Arrested
Thursday, September 5, 2024
School Shootings: America's Bloodsport Is Back for Another Season
"Students across the country are learning how to duck and cover instead of how to read and write. We cannot continue to accept this as normal."
"This is not normal. Congress needs to take long overdue actions including:
- Bans on assault weapons and high capacity magazines;
- Establishing requirements for the safe storage of firearms;
- Investing in violence-prevention programs; and,
- passing a national red-flag law.
(This tired old typist would add "Universal background checks of all gun-purchasers, regardless of how or from whom they purchase their firearms" to Ms. Jean-Pierre's list.)
"It's outrageous that every day in this country, in the United States of America, parents have to send their children to school worried about whether or not their child will come home alive. . . It is a false choice to say you're either in favor of the Second Amendment or you want to take everyone's gun away. I'm in favor of the Second Amendment, and I know we need reasonable gun safety laws."
Wednesday, September 4, 2024
Young Men at a Fruit Stand
Tuesday, September 3, 2024
Doing My Part for the Local Economy
Monday, September 2, 2024
Summer Is Shutting Down
Sunday, September 1, 2024
Guess Who Thinks He was the Real Arlington Victim!
"At a rally in Michigan on Thursday, Donald Trump released an extended rant about the confrontation this week between his campaign staff and Arlington National Cemetery officials. Shockingly, he offered a highly distorted account of the scandal and painted himself as one of its victims. Trump even linked this to a bigger lie about the Deep State being out to get him, backhandedly illustrating a big reason why all this matters in the first place: It reveals a level of contempt for the law and public service that's incompatible with democracy."