Saturday, August 5, 2017

Trump Flees Dump

by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist

Donald Trump, who, for the record, has denied a report in Sports Illustrated and confirmed by multiple witnesses that he described the White House as "a real dump" to golfing buddies, has abandoned his free public housing for most of the month of August so that he can enjoy a "working" vacation at his private golf club in New Jersey.  Now all that remains to be seen is whether he will be working nine, eighteen, or thirty-six-hole days.

I'll admit to being somewhat pleased when I learned that Trump would be heading off on yet another vacation.  His absence would give the caretakers of our White House an opportunity get things in order - and maybe even fumigate.  But I was just being snarky.  Little did I know that crews would rush into the West Wing to begin serious renovations during the time that Trump was out working the links.  One of the problems that the workers would be tackling is an infestation of common house flies in the Oval Office.

There are no flies in Trump-owned properties, especially "common" flies.

Several structural repairs are also being made to the historic building during Trump's absence.  The White House was essentially gutted and rebuilt from the inside out during the Truman administration seventy years ago, but little has been done in the way of major repairs since that time.

There is no word yet on whether the domestic staff will have to follow the lead of that poor hotel in Moscow and change the mattresses in the master suite while the boss is out of town working.

1 comment:

Don said...

Trump is a disgrace. He treats his constituents in the same way Scott Pruitt treats the EPA.