A 78-Year-Old Obnoxious, Overweight Adolescent

 

by Pa Rock

Citizen Journalist

Donald John Trump, a 78-year-old obnoxious, overweight adolescent and a person many evangelical Christians regard as their own personal savior, continues unchallenged on his quest to be the most embarrassing national politician ever to foist himself on the United States of America.

Latrobe, Pennsylvania, is the hometown of golf great Arnold Palmer, and the local airport is named for him.  Yesterday Trump gave a speech at that airport, and he began by paying homage to the legendary golfer - as most prominent visitors to the community routinely do.  Trump, who spent over 300 days of his one-term presidency playing golf, mostly on his own courses and all at significant public expense, seemed to enjoy talking about the professional golfer from Latrobe.  Trump, in fact, got so carried away in his praise of Arnold Palmer that he even delved into discussing the professional golfer's genitalia, saying this:

"Arnold Palmer was all man.  And I say that in all due respect to women and I love women.  But this guy, this guy, this is a guy that was all man.  This man was strong and tough.  And I refused to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there, they said, "Oh my God, that's unbelievable!"

(Is that what Stormy said about yours, Donnie, before laughing?)

It's unclear as to why Trump thought that anecdote was appropriate for an address by a presidential candidate, even in Arnold Palmer's hometown, but Trump's fascination with another golfer's equipment might serve as grounds for barring him locker rooms.

(Trump, of course, also had a genitalia episode during his 2016 campaign when a tape of his discussing "grabbing" women by their vaginal area was released to the public.  Melania Trump reportedly came up with a plan to minimize the damage by referring to the comment as "locker room talk.")

Later at the airport rally Trump made a statement directed at his opponent, Kamala Harris.   After intentionally mispronouncing her name, he added this bit of projection, "You're a shit Vice President."

The Washington Post characterized Trump's speech at the Pennsylvania airport thusly:

"Trump's speech was filled with asides, abrupt changes of subject, and profane and personal attacks."

All of that, and Arnold's putter, too.

(Wherefore art thou, Tony Perkins and Franklin Graham.  Whyfor art thou not cleaving to the rafters and shouting to the heavens about the outrageous manure spilling from the lips of your golden calf.   What if a child, God forbid, were to overhear some of his salacious slobberings! Why surely a drag queen reading a banned book would offer a stronger moral compass to the children of America than Donald John Trump and his disgusting fantasies!  Get your own houses in order before you come criticizing mine - or anyone else's!)