Monday, October 31, 2022
Musk Is Already Turning Twitter into a Free-for-All Hellscape
Sunday, October 30, 2022
Another Gun Threat to Missouri Students
Saturday, October 29, 2022
Jerry Lee Lewis Flies Away!
"Jerry Lee Lewis (and Cousin Mickey, too, for that matter) can do anything with a piano. That night he pounded out several songs and then ended the show with his signature number, Great Balls of Fire. Our group was standing watching Jerry get crazy at the piano, and he was standing also. The music was raging by the time he kicked the piano bench off of the stage and into the audience. And then he was pounding the keyboard with his butt, and then he was back to leaning over the ivories and attacking them with both hands - never missing a note or a beat - and then . . . and then we all gasped in amazement as 'the Killer' lunged into the final few bars of the song with both hands and a foot beating Great Balls of Fire out of a piano that was probably just as shocked as we were!"
Friday, October 28, 2022
Eric Schmitt Tweets his True Self
"America needs a @kanyewest and @KidRock tour. Let's go!"
"Red flag laws are just a green light for gun confiscation. No way."
1. Missouri needs to enact and enforce responsible gun ownership legislation; and,2. Eric Schmitt and opportunistic politicians like him who feed off of public fears and insecurities need to be retired from office.
Thursday, October 27, 2022
Herschel Walker, a GOP Model Parent
“You’re not a ‘family man’ when you left us to bang a bunch of women, threatened to kill us, and had us move over 6 times in 6 months running from your violence.”
Wednesday, October 26, 2022
Oz Wants Local Political Leaders Involved in Women's Health Care Decisions
"I want women, doctors, local political leaders, letting democracy that's always allowed our nation to thrive, putting the best ideas forward so states can decide for themselves."
Tuesday, October 25, 2022
Bloody Monday at a Missouri School
Monday, October 24, 2022
Arizona: No Mules, but Plenty of Jackasses
Sunday, October 23, 2022
News from the Q's
"God believes in sovereignty and national identity and the sanctity of family, and all the things that we've lived with from the beginning of time. And he knows that the open border is Satan's way of taking control of the world through all of these people who are his stooges and servants. And they may think they're going to become gods. That's what they tell us . . . you know, the ones who want us eating insects, cockroaches, and that while they dine on the blood of children? Those are the people, right? They're not going to win. They're not going to win."
Saturday, October 22, 2022
Meeting the Neighbors
Friday, October 21, 2022
The Suicide Club
Thursday, October 20, 2022
Pence Blows Some Political Smoke
"I’ve got news for President Biden. Come January 22nd, we will have Pro-Life majorities in the House and Senate and we’ll be taking the cause of the right to Life to every state house in America!"
Wednesday, October 19, 2022
Radioactive Contamination in Missouri Elementary School
Tuesday, October 18, 2022
Jack Comes Calling
Monday, October 17, 2022
Away Off Shore
Sunday, October 16, 2022
Missouri Political Signage
Saturday, October 15, 2022
California or Bust!
Friday, October 14, 2022
Choctaw Bingo
Thursday, October 13, 2022
Two Children Wounded in Florida Road Rage Shootout
Wednesday, October 12, 2022
Olive Is Eleven
Tuesday, October 11, 2022
The Roost Is Still A'Bloom
Monday, October 10, 2022
City Worker Secretly Lowers Fluoride Levels in Water Supply
Sunday, October 9, 2022
Putin's Prize Bridge Is Bombed
Saturday, October 8, 2022
Rocky Three-Screens
Friday, October 7, 2022
Presidential Pot Pardons
Thursday, October 6, 2022
Dahmer Disappoints
Wednesday, October 5, 2022
The Coal Miner's Daughter Has Gone On
Tuesday, October 4, 2022
Elvis Is Alive!
I heard this at the barbershop this week. The guy who was having his hair cut in the chair next to mine said so. He started talking about it as soon as the Barber asked him, "what's new with you?" He didn't stop talking about Elvis until he was walking out the door. It must be true.
He was more of an agnostic than a true believer. He commented that there was no way to know if that was true. He said that it was his wife who was absolutely convinced that Elvis was still alive. He talked about many other people who also believed it. Priscilla Presley several years back answered a reporter's question about what Elvis would be doing now if he were alive. She said that he would be a preacher. There's a guy down in Arkansas named Preacher Bob who's the right height, the right age, has the right voice (or at least he is good at mimicking), he has a little scar on his cheek where Elvis had his scar from chicken pox, he has the same gap in his teeth as Elvis, and he tells people that he is not who they think he is. I'm not sure what that means but I'm guessing that this guy’s wife thinks it means that he's not really Preacher Bob, he is really Elvis. It could mean the opposite, but the lack of clarity surely helps his image and the haul when they pass the collection plate. Elvis apparently made a cameo appearance in the movie "Home Alone", and there are photos of him getting on a helicopter a few hours after his death. The sweat on Elvis’ body as he lay in his casket really adds to this body of proof.
This has some similarities to many of the conspiracy theories that are currently prevalent. People use their bias to make choices. They search for ideas that will confirm what they want to believe, and they discard evidence to the contrary. This is a logical fallacy called confirmation bias. They use other logical fallacies in their arguments and thought processes such as the straw man fallacy, the false equivalence, ad hominem attacks, circular arguments, and others. Heck, you can even convince some people that there is a pizza parlor in New York City that has a basement where Hillary Clinton holds children as sex slaves or something like that.
Now I would be embarrassed to even tell people that my wife believs this. I can't imagine why the guy kept going on and on, but I was having fun silently ridiculing both of them in my mind. I’m fairly sure that I heard the barber sigh when the customer finally walked out the door. I, for one, am less agnostic and more atheist about this. I don't think Elvis was ever alive. Well, what do I know?