Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Satan's Bitches vs Selfish Strumpets

by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist


The Phelps' klan is at it again.   This group of intolerant and insensitive crackers who live to desecrate  flags and demonize dead veterans in front of their grieving families has announced plans to protest at the funeral services of former first lady, Betty Ford.

The crazy cult's justification in disrespecting this truly great American is that Mrs. Ford was a divorced woman when she married Gerald Ford - and thus an "adulterer."    They have also accused her of promoting premarital sex both in casual conversation with reporters, as well as "teaching" premarital sex to her "daughters."  (As far as I know, the only daughter of Gerald and Betty Ford was Susan.)

I won't go to the website of the Westboro mutants because it shoots fire and brimstone directly into my hard drive and makes my printer vomit long, smelly streams of santorum, but the website apparently discusses Mrs. Ford thusly:  "The trashy reporters encouraged her to say more!  So she urged all the women of the doomed foul nation to engage in extramarital sex.  Then she pushed for abortion, because when you teach a nation's women to be whores, it's (sic) inevitable pregnancies will inconvenience the selfish strumpets!  That is the legacy of Betty Ford!"


Oh, yeah!  Well at least the leader of the selfish strumpets never stooped to wearing her hair in a bun!

I feel sad beyond words for the families of our service men and women who have to endure the taunts and ridicule of these very nasty people.  But I am not the least bit concerned about the friends and loved ones of Betty Ford.  They know that the great lady is comfortably situated in a celestial setting having a good laugh over the whole situation - and knowing that chances are damned slim that she will ever encounter any Phelps from Topeka walking the streets of Heaven.

Rest in peace, Betty, and know that all of the selfish strumpets and other good people of the world will miss you greatly!

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