by. Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist
Late last night I got my first look at Donald Trump’s mugshot which was taken yesterday at the Fulton County Jail in Atlanta. It was Trump’s fourth arrest in five months, a record for ex-presidents that is unlikely to ever be broken, and yesterday’s booking also featured the first official law enforcement mugshot ever taken of an ex-United States President.
The photo itself is memorable, and you just know that America’s most vain president must have spent hours in front of a mirror perfecting that sinister glare. His make-up crew did an amazing job creating a flawless skin tone which was not too orange. The Donald's tie was perfectly knotted tie, he was wearing a nice jacket. And his hair (which should have been gray for many years now) was spun around like tufts of blonde cotton candy and managed to cover every inch of his basically large, bald head. Leonardo da Vinci would have been amazed at the fine silk purse which a group of extremely talented make-up artists were able to create from an old sow’s ear. But it worked well and conveyed the image that Trump undoubtedly wanted to present.
The entire effect of the carefully planned visual came across as an aging television star from the 1960's who was hoping to land a role in an upcoming remake of The Sopranos.
As soon as the quick booking procedure was over, Trump went back to the airport and got on his private jet and headed off to . . . you guessed it . . . New Jersey! Bada-bing, bada-boom!
Tony Soprano Wannabe
1 comment:
Superb description. Rachel pointed to something goofy about his nose in the mug shot, like a clump of makeup slipped….
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