by Pa Rock
Farmer in Spring
Farmer in Spring
Here I Mow Again:
Regular readers of this effort know how I tend to piss and
moan about the rigors of keeping my massive yard mowed. Yesterday, the last day of March, I got out
the push mower and spent a couple of hours trimming and getting ready to attack
the yard with Big Orange, my Husquvarna
riding mower. This afternoon Pa Rock
will ride again!
I did have a nice surprise while mowing yesterday. As I was plowing through the tall grass near
the road, I happened to come across a folded five-dollar bill lying among a
cluster of leaves. I think I will use it as seed money for a fund to buy my next new mower.
I mow about six of the ten acres that comprise the Roost, and hire a neighbor to bush hog
the rest twice a year. A normal
mowing cycle takes about four days to complete – at two or three hard hours per
day. What kind of idiot creates a
retirement where he has to mow day, after day, after day?
The year before last I mowed twelve times, and last year
that number increased to fourteen – and that was starting in April. This year, with all of the rain we have had
so far, I anticipate fifteen or more.
While my meth-addled neighbors with their knee-high weed patches believe
climate change is a hoax (because Donald Trump told them it was - and he’s a
business genius), Pa Rock knows better.
For the past several years we have had essentially no snow here in the
Ozarks, and each mowing season is longer than the last.
I suspect that by the time I retire from mowing, the mowing
season will last the entire year. (My
retirement from mowing will be announced via a toe tag!)
Eating for Six:
Fiona, the barn cat here at Rock’s Roost, has recently taken
to roaming the neighborhood at night, and today I noticed that she is
developing a bit of a pudgy tummy. I
suspect by the time Mother’s Day rolls around she will be wishing that she had
spent more of her evenings here at the farm.
Fiona, whose tail sticks straight up in the air in the form
of a long, thin question mark, was named after Fiona Gallagher, Frank’s oldest child
on Shameless and the de facto mother
of the family tribe. That Fiona is
another cat who is always prancing around with her tail in the air!
The peacocks are also beginning to ponder procreation. The two males have renewed their annual bouts
of yelling – so loudly that I could hear them at the far end of the farm
yesterday over the noise of the lawnmower – and they are also spreading their
massive sets of tail feathers (spanning
about six-feet each) and doing their mating dances which have a whole lotta
shaking going on. I anticipate the seven
hens will begin laying their eggs soon.
They will sit on some and ignore others. The orphaned eggs will be placed in an incubator.
Pecking Order
One thing that I enjoy about farm life is observing how the
eclectic assortment of farm animals interact with each other. A major concern that they invariably address
is “Who’s the boss?” When the farmer is
slinging feed, of course, they all gather and pay him homage, but when left on
their own, a distinct pecking order emerges.
The three feisty guineas seem to be in charge. They are noisy and physically aggressive –
chasing the chickens, the duck, and even the cat. When the dogs are outside, the guineas will
take a run at them as well. One little
rooster, a Red Jungle Fowl by the name of Bobby, will occasionally fight back,
but he is the exception. The larger
roosters, who aren’t shy about keeping Bobby in line, are quick to run from the
guineas.
Hector, the duck, is the coward of the county. He turns and runs whenever anything out of
the ordinary happens, and an angry guinea will make him absolutely
apocalyptic. Hector will push back
against the roosters and hens when he is eating his afternoon treat of dry dog
food, but if the guineas happen by while he is eating, Hector abandons the food and
flees in terror.
The peacocks don’t figure into the power calculations
because they are penned in their own enclosure.
When other farm fowl gather outside of the aviary, the visitors and
peacocks peer through the wire at each other, with both groups undoubtedly
assuming that they are the ones visiting a zoo.
If the peacocks were ever released into the general population, I have
no doubt that the seven formidable hens would rule over everything. The males may have the plumage, but it is
the peahens who wield the power!
This spring I hope to acquire a few goslings. It will be interesting to see how geese will elbow their way into the pecking order.
It's all about adaptation and survival - at Rock's Roost as well everywhere else on the planet.
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