by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist
Citizen Journalist
Liz Cheney, the eldest daughter of Darth Vader and Lynn
Cheney, made it official today. She is
running for the United States Senate from Wyoming. Her path to that august position would seem
to have only one hurdle. In order to get
elected to the Senate and enshrine herself among our betters, Darth Lite will
fist have to defeat a sitting Republican senator in a primary.
Cheney announced today that she would make the Senate
run. Current Republican senator, Mike
Enzi, also announced today that he would be seeking re-election to his fourth
term in the Senate.
The fight, it would appear, is on.
Lizzie, who has served time as a Fox News contributor and is
known for carrying Daddy’s political water, has made no secret of her desire to
be elected to the Senate. She moved her
family to Wyoming several months ago and has been speaking out at Republican
events since her arrival in the state.
Parts of Wyoming can be rough and a mite inhospitable, but
Cheney, ever the plutocrat, settled her brood in the posh and trendy community
of Jackson Hole.
The poor Republican Party can’t seem to catch a break. No sooner had Michele Bachmann announced she
was departing Congress than Liz Cheney pops up, like some Machiavellian jack-in-the-box, trying
to head-butt her way in. The GOP's re-branding effort seems doomed to failure - epic failure.
How dare Mike Enzi get in her way – Lizzie is a Cheney, after
all. Obviously Senator Enzi doesn’t know
his place – or hers!
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