by Pa Rock
Citizen Journalist
Donald John Trump, a man accustomed to getting what he wants, has nevertheless run up against a brick wall when trying to intimidate the Nobel committee into giving him the Nobel Peace Prize. The man who was going to end Russia's war on Ukraine on "day one" and failed miserably in that endeavor, now touts a list of wars that he has supposedly resolved, some of which he says he stopped before they even started, and others of which are questionable or false on their face. But still the Nobel committee shows him no respect.
Of course while the political showman waddles around touting his imaginary peace deals, he also stays busy creating unrest, instability, and violence in the world. He has kept places like Greenland, Panama, and Canada on edge with hints and even threats of annexation, interfered in the democratic processes of other countries (Honduras, as an example), roiled economies and international politics with tariffs, some of which seem to be based on pure whimsy, and destroyed the USAID programs which did much to bring about and ensure stability in a world fraught with war, famine, and disease.
Trump has also been more than just a destabilizing force in the world, he took direct military action by attacking Syria in April, and having the US Air Force and Navy attack three nuclear facilities in Iran in June. For the last four months he has had US forces attacking small boats off the northern coast of South America claiming that they were transporting drugs while never providing evidence to back up those claims, and now he has amassed a "great armada" off the coast of Venezuela and is seizing oil tankers as they try to transport Venezuelan oil abroad. He is also threatening a land war with Venezuela - all of which seems directed at overthrowing the country's political leader.
And yesterday, Christmas Day, our Peace President ordered air strikes on ISIS targets in northwest Nigeria, ostensibly to defend Christians in the area from persecutions. Bombs away! Merry Christmas!
And still he doesn't have that damned peace prize, the big one, the Nobel Peace Prize, the one that really counts for something. That would be BIG! Bigger even than putting his name on the Kennedy Center or wasting taxpayer dollars on new battleships that the Navy can't afford and doesn't need or want just so that he can put his name on them. Almost as big as putting his own image on a new US dollar coin!
If Piggy doesn't get his prize soon, he may just have to bomb Oslo!
(War is fun when you're playing it with other people's children, ones who can't afford to get a "bone spurs" diagnosis!)


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